Saturday, 7 February 2009
"So the British Snow has wrecked our mission for this week Conckers..."
"Yup 'fraid so Jason!! But apparently Jo Biden (the American Vice President) was there so if it was like a Bilderburg Conference they would have probably stopped you at the airport"
"Good Point Conckers - anyway Ive booked the flight for next week - lets hope the snow doesn't come back"
"What you mean is lets hope the snow doesnt come back because the only thing you be able to do is wait for a bus to take you to the airport and then you'1l end up waiting at the airport for ten hours whilst they clear the snow flake off the runway!!"
"Well - I didn't want to say Big Paws!!!"
"Good Point Conckers - anyway Ive booked the flight for next week - lets hope the snow doesn't come back"
"What you mean is lets hope the snow doesnt come back because the only thing you be able to do is wait for a bus to take you to the airport and then you'1l end up waiting at the airport for ten hours whilst they clear the snow flake off the runway!!"
"Well - I didn't want to say Big Paws!!!"
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
"Health & Safety strike again Big Paws!!"
"Why what's happened now Jason?"
"Well Big Paws - it's like this - when British Companies apply for contracts in the Uk they must always include the costs incurred by Health & Safety laws and other laws that the House of Parliament have invented, whereas foreign companies don't"
"Ah - is this why the buses stopped running for the first time ever the other day?"
"It does seem to be yes"
"Well Big Paws - it's like this - when British Companies apply for contracts in the Uk they must always include the costs incurred by Health & Safety laws and other laws that the House of Parliament have invented, whereas foreign companies don't"
"Ah - is this why the buses stopped running for the first time ever the other day?"
"It does seem to be yes"
"Well they told us to report anything supsicious Big Paws"
"Hmm - I see what you mean Jason - Three terrorists at Charing Cross Station - after the worst train service in years they've got a cheek!!!! How long did it take you to get in yesterday, when there wasn't even any snow?"
"It took five hours Big Paws and it wasnt thanks to the trains - I had to take a bus in the end!!!!"
Monday, 2 February 2009
Sunday, 1 February 2009
"Ehud Olmert wanted on corruption charges"
"So Conckers - its a bit like the UK "
"How's that Jason?"
"Well until someone stands up to the Prime Minister and proves that he is corrupt he will continue to take decisions on behalf of his country that he shouldnt be allowed to be taking!"
"Yup - thats democracy at work again!"
"How's that Jason?"
"Well until someone stands up to the Prime Minister and proves that he is corrupt he will continue to take decisions on behalf of his country that he shouldnt be allowed to be taking!"
"Yup - thats democracy at work again!"
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