"You know they're calling you 'Big Paw'- Big Paws

"Why's that Jason?"

"Well Conckers it's because they only ever see one of your paws..."

"Oh alright - they'll find out soon enough - my other paw cant be photographed as it's print opens the safety deposit box to all the dirty little secrets we've got- can't let that get into the wrong paws now can we Jason?!!!"

"They don't want a lunatic after all Jason!"

"What do you mean Big Paws?"

"Well in the film The International, the Private Investment Bank buys a missile system and sells it to the Iranians & Syrians to use against the Israelis.."

"Yes and?"

"Well I wonder if Rothschild is as clever - In the film they already sold the Counter Weapon to the Israelis"

"So it makes the Iranian's weapon useless? Very clever Big Paws, very clever!!!"

"Anyway what's this about Prince Charles Going to the Amazon Big Paws?!"

"Well presumably hes being sponsored by Bilderburg to goto the Amazon to tell everyone that we've only got ten years left before the world is irreversibly damaged"

"Yes but Big Paws how did he get to the Amazon - by boat? - after all that would be the most environmentally friendly way to get there?"

"Well - he travelled down the Amazon by Boat Jason"

"And how did he get to the start of the Amazon Big Paws?"

"By Plane Stupid!!"

"He cant be one of them then!!!"

"Nope - he cetainly doesn't want them holding up his flights!!!"

"MI5 warns that VIPS may be attacked"

"That's kind of MI5 to tell them isn't it Jason?"

"Didn't matter for the London Bombings in 2005 - see they were only ordinary people Conckers!!!"

"Well I suppose they'll be telling everyone that 'The Unelected One - Gordon Brown ' - that he's a Very Important Person"

"Probably Conckers - he's such an important person to me they should give him maximum protection and put him in Belmarsh"

"Wouldn't it be a shame if it flooded while he was visiting?"

"ROAR ON CONCKERS! ROAR ON CONCKERS!!!"

"How long does it take to paint a Train Station Big Paws?"

"Well thats obvious Jason - As Long As Possible!!!"

"Well its obvious who they need to talk to.."

"Yup Talk To The Paw, Network Rail, Talk To The Paw!!"

"See it's getting more farcical by the minute Jason"

"Why ? - whats up now Conckers?"

"Well for start Gordon Brown's never been on so many foreign trips since this recession started!!!And who's paying for it Jason ? - You are through your taxes!!!!!


And then there's the matter of Tony Blair - he gets a medal from George Bush for all his efforts in the fight against terrorism and his mission as The Peace Envoy to The Middle East - and as it turns out he's never even been to the country which is the reason for the peace process until today (1st March 2009)!!!!!

They're really taking the mickey out of the public and they're getting away with it because everyone acts like a robot - on automaton - Hopeless Jason! Hopeless Jason!"

"That Farce MI5 are predicting Bank Riots over the summer"

"Thats not very nice - calling MI5 a farce Big Paws..."

"Well - it' s true - after all didn't they have prior knowledge of the London Bombers ?
They were even supposedly watching them and they let them walk into the Capital and murder innocent people yet immediately there's a threat against Gordon Brown and his cronise in the Banking Industry they have to warn everyone..?"