"The Headlines in tonight's London Lite"
"Some baby foxes and their mum"
"When you get back from your travels you can ask your next door neighbours whether you can go on their trampoline..."
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
"Whats new today then Jason ? (29 April 2009)"
"Well Big Paws - i've got to the stage where Im just taking pictures of newspaper articles - people can work out what they mean..."
"The Headlines in tonight's London Lite"
"Some baby foxes and their mum"
"When you get back from your travels you can ask your next door neighbours whether you can go on their trampoline..."
"The Headlines in tonight's London Lite"
"Some baby foxes and their mum"
"When you get back from your travels you can ask your next door neighbours whether you can go on their trampoline..."
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
" I bet The Unelected One Cant believe his luck.."
"What do you mean Big PAws?"
"Well its obvious - now this "Swine Fever" is going up to Pandemic Level - immediately it does he can suspend Parliament and I bet if he wanted to could even introduce martial law.."
"Wow ! I see what you mean.. And I wont be able to leave in time to go to Tangers if it gets to pandemic level..."
"Oh dont worry about that Jason - you will be going - however you may have more problems getting back - after all if it really has anything to do with pork then they dont eat it in Morocco whereas they do in the UK, so the UK will be quarantined and you might have to share a tent in a Refugee Camp!!!"
"Well its obvious - now this "Swine Fever" is going up to Pandemic Level - immediately it does he can suspend Parliament and I bet if he wanted to could even introduce martial law.."
"Wow ! I see what you mean.. And I wont be able to leave in time to go to Tangers if it gets to pandemic level..."
"Oh dont worry about that Jason - you will be going - however you may have more problems getting back - after all if it really has anything to do with pork then they dont eat it in Morocco whereas they do in the UK, so the UK will be quarantined and you might have to share a tent in a Refugee Camp!!!"
Sunday, 26 April 2009
Friday, 24 April 2009
"Whats the news of importance today Jason?"
"Well Conckers - so far today there are only two stories that I have found of importance"
"Go on then Jason report away..."
"Well in this morning's metro (on page 15) it states that the Sri Lankan Government has had to beg for humanitarian aid..."
"Why's this Jason?"
"Well as it turns out it seems the planned mass genocide of a whole race went badly wrong for the govt. Luckily over 100,000 Tamil civilians managed to escape to aid camps in recent days, but doctors are now struggling to provide help for the injured refugees. Most casualties have sustained blast injuries, with lower limbs "severely injured and blown off"
"I bet my cousins havent been so lucky - noone will be going out of their way to rescue them!!"
"I doubt it Big Paws - I doubt it very much"
"What else has happened then?"
"Well part of the British Army is made of soldiers called the Ghurkas - apparently over 4000 were led to believe that they would have been treated with respect and honoured along with our other soldiers (even though they're not even treated that well themselves) and would be granted permission to live in the Uk after all , thats who theyve supported for many years..."
"So what happened to them then?"
"Well the govt decided to invent special criteria which the soldiers had to pass to be granted permission.."
"Ok - that's fair enough.."
"Is it Conckers?"
"Why - what were the criteria ?"
"The criteria specify that a ghurka must serve for at least 20 years before they are granted residency - The only problem with this is that ghurkas are only allowed to serve the British Govt for 15 years.."
"So the govts not only inventing this again but they're also making it perfectly clear that they would make it a farce as well?!"
"Yup fraid so Big Paws - fraid so"
"Go on then Jason report away..."
"Well in this morning's metro (on page 15) it states that the Sri Lankan Government has had to beg for humanitarian aid..."
"Why's this Jason?"
"Well as it turns out it seems the planned mass genocide of a whole race went badly wrong for the govt. Luckily over 100,000 Tamil civilians managed to escape to aid camps in recent days, but doctors are now struggling to provide help for the injured refugees. Most casualties have sustained blast injuries, with lower limbs "severely injured and blown off"
"I bet my cousins havent been so lucky - noone will be going out of their way to rescue them!!"
"I doubt it Big Paws - I doubt it very much"
"What else has happened then?"
"Well part of the British Army is made of soldiers called the Ghurkas - apparently over 4000 were led to believe that they would have been treated with respect and honoured along with our other soldiers (even though they're not even treated that well themselves) and would be granted permission to live in the Uk after all , thats who theyve supported for many years..."
"So what happened to them then?"
"Well the govt decided to invent special criteria which the soldiers had to pass to be granted permission.."
"Ok - that's fair enough.."
"Is it Conckers?"
"Why - what were the criteria ?"
"The criteria specify that a ghurka must serve for at least 20 years before they are granted residency - The only problem with this is that ghurkas are only allowed to serve the British Govt for 15 years.."
"So the govts not only inventing this again but they're also making it perfectly clear that they would make it a farce as well?!"
"Yup fraid so Big Paws - fraid so"
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Some photos of London taken today 23 April 2009
The first ever landscape photo Ive taken on my phone - on Vauxhall Bridge
On Vauxhall Bridge
On Vauxhall Bridge
The view of The Houses of Parliament from Vauxhall Station - The Houses of Parliament were once known as the Great Bastion of Democracy - once upon a time anyway - maybe just before Guy Fawkes tried to blow them up!
Some fake policemen in Waterloo Station - the reason why I call them fake is because although they dress up like policemen and get paid they don't actually have any powers of arrest so are really completely pointless - but then again who'd want to be a policeman anyway - What's that you said Officer ? Manslaughter?
The Entrance to Waterloo Station
Just another day on Southeastern Railways
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
"What did the pawlice do this time Jason?"
"Well Conckers - they had an Old Aged Pensioner as a witness in a case"
"Hmm and"
"The police couldn't get in contact with her - so they went round to her house and apparently they were worried that something may have happened to her "
"Fair enough Jason - so what happened next?"
"Well they kicked her front door down and entered the house to find that she wasnt there"
"Ok "
"And then they sent her the bill for £100 to repair her door!!!"
"Hmm and"
"The police couldn't get in contact with her - so they went round to her house and apparently they were worried that something may have happened to her "
"Fair enough Jason - so what happened next?"
"Well they kicked her front door down and entered the house to find that she wasnt there"
"Ok "
"And then they sent her the bill for £100 to repair her door!!!"
Uk MP's want to be paid more money for turning up to work
"Whats this about then Jason?"
"Well - Gordon Brown - the unelected one has decided to entice his MP's to come to work by creating a daily attendance allowance, which could vary between £174 to £247 for each day Parliament meets"
"How much do Mps get paid already?"
"Well from the 1st April 2008 an Mps basic salary was £63,291 Conckers"
"So they're now going to get paid over £80,000 a year each for just coming into work and signing a register - and they can go and do what they like ."
"Yup Big Paws - and to rub it in - they're the ones who have to vote on whether they should get paid this amount plus they already have voted that they get three months paid holiday a year!!!"
"Well Jason - Maybe Gordon Brown's right - becoming a corrupt politican is the way to go!!!!!"
"Well - Gordon Brown - the unelected one has decided to entice his MP's to come to work by creating a daily attendance allowance, which could vary between £174 to £247 for each day Parliament meets"
"How much do Mps get paid already?"
"Well from the 1st April 2008 an Mps basic salary was £63,291 Conckers"
"So they're now going to get paid over £80,000 a year each for just coming into work and signing a register - and they can go and do what they like ."
"Yup Big Paws - and to rub it in - they're the ones who have to vote on whether they should get paid this amount plus they already have voted that they get three months paid holiday a year!!!"
"Well Jason - Maybe Gordon Brown's right - becoming a corrupt politican is the way to go!!!!!"
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