UK Headlines evening 24th August 2009

The Uk Unelected Prime Minister being criticised for total lack of leadership - why should he care ? He didnt become Prime Minister because of a general election after all!!!






Not only do the CIA stage terrorist bombings but have now been found to be staging mock executions of terrorist suspects





Apprently if a person considers committing suicide and fails in their attempt they are now liable for prosecution in the UK.

Some Photos Of The Docklands London 23 August 2009

PHOTOS OF LONDON 20 AUG 2009

Blackfriars Bridge and Canary Wharf in the distance



The Great Bastion Of Democracy Itself.....



The Millenium Wheel, Southbank London



St Pauls Cathedral



British Rail keeping up its promises - "a train isnt classed as late unless its 5 minutes late!!!"

Open Up BY Leftfield

"Good Name for a drink Jason.....!!"

"Only trouble is Jason..."

"What's that Big Paws?"

"Theyve spelt ROAR wrong!!!!!"

"Well - it always give us a chance to be entrepreneurial then and make our own drink!!!"

"Better get down the Trade Mark office quick then JAson!!"!

"Roar On Big Paws!!! Roar ON!!!!"

"Yes its another pawlice officer Jason - so what?"

"Well you see Conckers - you can see where she is standing "

"Yes in front of that blue bin"

"Well Big Paws - if I told you that one of those bins is to put knives in under some sort of knife amnesty would you understand my point now?"

" Ah yes - Youd have to not only be stupid enough to carry a knife in the first place youd have to be even more stupid to want to put it in the knife bin!!!"

"The Type of democracy that our troops have been sent to fight for..

"I see Boris Johnson has had to take his chicken shed down Jason!"

" I See Boris Johnson (the Mayor of London) has had to take his chicken shed down Jason!!!"

"Yup Big paws , Yup - Anyway why do you call it a chicken shed Big Paws?"

"Well its a bit too small anyway seeing he's being paid £250,000 a year in chicken feed, for his newspaper articles!!! He'd need a proper shed with that much feed!!!"

What happens to UK TV in a rain storm

"I cant believe they make you pay a tv licence for this rubbish Jason!!!"

"Nor can I Big Paws, but they do - they even enforce it with threats of prison if you dont pay"

"So theyve got it made then Jason - they dont even need to broadcast anything?"

"It seems that way Big Paws yup - as long as youve got a tv on your premises you have to pay a tv licence"

How British Rail lie to their customers

"But Jason - isn't that like saying that every train is allowed to be up to 5 minutes late before it is classed as late?"

"Yup Conckers - it certainly is!!!!"

"An Under Cover Police Officer Big Paws"

"What you mean to say Jason is that she was an undercover pawlice officer"

"Yup - I cant correct your statement!!!!!"