Sunday 28 December 2008

BIG PAWS BROWSING ON THE INTERNET

Natan Sharansky - a member of Bilderberg

"I see you've been browsing the internet again B8ig Paws - Find anything interesting?"

"Oh yes - that wikipedia does seem to have some interesting facts on it - here's one - about another Russian dissident.....

Natan Sharansky (Hebrew: נתן שרנסקי‎, Russian: Натан Щаранский, born Anatoly Borisovich Shcharansky (Russian: Анатолий Борисович Щаранский) on 20 January 1948) is a notable former Soviet dissident, Human rights activist, former Prisoner of Zion, Israeli politician and author.

In it, Sharansky argues that freedom is essential for security and prosperity, and every people and nation deserve to live free in a democratic society. Suggesting his "town square test", Sharansky argues that human rights, safety, and stability can only be assured by releasing people from their oppressors and turning them into free societies where each would have the freedom to express his opinion. Therefore, he concludes, the free world must insist of promoting democracy for oppressed people, instead of appeasing dictatorships and doing business with tyrant regimes,

I then explained why democracy was so crucial to international stability and security, why linkage had been so successful during the Cold War, and why the free world had betrayed its democratic principles at Oslo. I outlined my plan to help the Palestinians build a free society and help Israelis and Palestinians forge a lasting peace.[9]

Sharansky takes what many of his critics call a hardline position towards the Palestinians, arguing that there can never be peace between Israel and the Palestinians until the latter rid their society of terrorist groups like Hamas and of anti-Semitism. His critics see an incompatibility between his ardent Zionism and his commitment to the struggle for universal human rights and democracy.

In a recent Ha’aretz interview, he maintained the “Jews came here 3,000 years ago and this is the cradle of Jewish civilization. Jews are the only people in history who kept their loyalty to their identity and their land throughout the 2,000 years of exile, and no doubt that they have the right to have their place among nations—not only historically but also geographically. As to the Palestinians, who are the descendants of those Arabs who migrated in the last 200 years, they have the right, if they want, to have their own state... but not at the expense of the state of Israel.”

"Thankyou Big Paws - What is your obsession with Russian dissidents - cant be that you're one yourself?!"

"I wouldn't say I'm a dissident, but as you told me the other day you were at Victoria station and you were talking to a Russian youth Andrei, who had come all the way from Russia to live with his sister in the North of England and he just wanted to go home..."

A Full list of Bilderberg attendees is available at the following link: Bilderberg Attendees

Israel defends Gaza strikes

"How many Israelis have Hamas killed in the last week?"

"I don't know Big Paws - no one seems to have said"

"How many Palestinian civilians have been killed by the Israelis in the last week?"

"Since Saturday latest reports state 155 at least - You can see the footage of some of it here"

"The Israelis are using F16 precision bombers whilst Hamas are using primitve rocket launchers"

"Fair fight then"

"You're on your travels again soon aren't you Jason?"

"If I get a chance Conkers"

"Good Luck!The more evidence we have the better!"

Friday 26 December 2008

Moby - Extreme ways

Thought I better warn you Big Paws

" I thought I better warn you Big Paws - there was a tv programme on the other day - they want to make it illegal for private people to keep tigers. They want to put all tigers in zoos"

"It didn't take long did it? They want to put me in a cage? I'm quite happy living with you - you've given me my own room and a double bed to chill out on - and I'm fed on a regular basis - maybe they dont like the fact that we've built up such a rappaw?!!!"

Tuesday 23 December 2008

Boris Berezovsky and Litvinenko....




" So what can you tell me about Berezovsky & Litvinenko, Big Paws?"

"Well you probably know more than I do Jason, but it says in Wikipediathat Berezovsky, also known as Platon Elenin is best known as the epitome of Russian "robber capitalism", but he denies having ever taken part in the violence that tainted Russian business during that era.

Arrest warrants for him have been issued in Russia and Brazil for allegations of fraud, embezzlement and money laundering, and he is under investigation by Swiss federal prosecutors for money laundering since 2003.

So The Uk Government felt sorry for him and let him claim asylum in England, mainly because he hates Putin."

"Yup Big Paws that about sums it up - some even say Litvinenko was sent here to investigate Berezovsky - once a spy always a spy"

"And presumably he started to get to know too much so Berezovsky used his mafia connections to finish him off"

"Well someone definitely did who wanted to give Putin a bad name"

Monday 22 December 2008

"I'M SURE HIS NAME IS BARACK OBAMA"




"Yes it is Barack Obama , Big Paws - why did you ask?"

"It's just that when George Bush got into power he started playing lots of golf - infact that's what he was doing on holiday just before the attacks on 9/11"

"well Im sure lots of normal , probably jobless Americans will be happy to know that their future president has time to practise his golf whilst on holiday in Hawaii!"

"Hmmmm - any more harrassment from those Yellow Coats today?"

"Funny you should mention that but i had to go and do some messenger work etc today and the train I got on had the ticket inspectors get on - i was just about to get off the train, map in hand when one demanded i produce my monthly travelcard which is registered in my name and is on a microchipped oyster card - so i did yet again.... And then on the train home a British Transport Police Officer got on exactly where I was sitting - so I took a picture on my phone and emailed it to myself, but for some reason I haven't received it yet - probably tomorrow.."



"Well Jason"

"Yes Conckers"

"You knew this would start to happen "

"They started it - but they seem so desperate now to want it to stop - i heard one announcer at the station saying they were trying to stop public mutiny - but if they started to tell the truth about what they've tried to do and done, then maybe it would stop...until then"

"ROAR ON!!!"

Sunday 21 December 2008

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Railway Enforcement Officers

"So what do you want to tell me about Railway enforcement Officers then?"

"Well - yesterday Big Paws I was on a train and this whole team of Yellow Coated People got on the train - I thought ok at least my monthly travelcard's going to some use and they're still providing some protection on late running trains "

"Oh good - especially after that passenger got severely attacked in West Dulwich, South London..."

"Then, all of sudden they started asking every one for their ticket and were accompanied by an officer of the British Transport Police.."

"Ah - so not only werent they there to protect the passengers but they had to waste a British Transport Police Officers time protecting them from possibly an angry passenger who was under the impression that they were there for a reason?"

Just went into McDonalds Big Paws...

"Yes and what happened?"

"I asked for a double sausage meal and black coffee"

"Yup"

"And the girl asked me if I wanted a meal with that?!!!!"

"I didnt know you could get a double sausage meal with a meal?"

"Nor did I paws nor did I!!"

"I'm getting used to it though Big Paws - Ive gone into McDonalds several times and asked for the the same meal and once the girl said ' So you want a bacon and egg meal with a white tea?"

"Maybe you need to improve your English - after all you've only lived here all your life!!!"

Thursday 18 December 2008

"Did you know that over 200000 people went missing in the Uk in 2006?

"Did you know that over 200,000 people went missing in the UK in 2006 ,according to the BBC?"

"No I didnt know that Big Paws"

"Did you also hear that Flash Gordon aka Stalin aka Gordon Brown is bringing the troops back next July"

"Yes i heard that Big Paws "

"He's probably going to hold an election next year and when he doesn't get voted in he'll use the army to stay in power"

"I hope you're wrong Paws I hope you're wrong"

"So do I, So do I"

Monday 15 December 2008

I see you're quite brave taking the tube in London these days...

"I suppose Big Paws - maybe I just like living dangerously - more likely i dont have much choice..."

"Yes well - like the majority of the people who take the tube or the bus you havent a choice - You're all brave - after all you could be on a tube with a suicide bomber or even worse you could be going to work, minding your own business and you could get shot by a policeman "

"What do you think the Menezes inquest proves Big Paws?"

"It proves that, if the witnesses were teling the truth, the police are acting within the law to shoot to kill anyone , anyhow and anywhere, without warning and never be accused of unlawful killing"

"Yup - that does seem to sum it up quite succinctly Big Paws!"

Is Bush laughing because he know he's just sent another Iraqi to his death?

"What do you think Big Paws?"

"Well if you were lucky to see the unedited version of the film you could see that they were already beating the protester and pulling his hair - I would say that without a doubt he'll be executed - and we'll never even hear of him again"

"So the promise of democracy fails again?"

"Without a doubt!"

Sunday 14 December 2008

BIG PAWS NEEDS A CLEAN

"So Big Paws - Your favourite song at the moment is "Clean by Depeche Mode?"

"Oh yes - do you want to hear my version?"

"OK - we'll print the words out and then put the Depeche mode Song at the end"

"Cool - By the way - when do you think I can have a clean?!!!"

"When I fork out 10 grand on an industrial size washing and drying machine!!!"


"clean
the cleanest of clean
an end to the tears
and the in between years
and the troubles I’ve seen

I need a clean
you know what I mean
Just give me a wash
I want to be posh
I’ll change my routine
Just want a clean

I don’t understand what destiny ‘s planned
I'm starting to grasp
What is in my own paws
I don't claim to know
Where my holiness goes
My fur’s all stained
Its become a big pain

Sometimes

clean
the cleanest of clean
an end to the tears
and the in between years
and the troubles I’ve seen

I need a clean
you know what I mean
Just give me a wash
I want to be posh
I’ll change my routine
Just want a clean

As years go by
All the feelings inside
Twist and they turn
As they ride with the tide
I don't advise
And I don't criticise
I just know my fur’s
Meant to make them pur

Sometimes

clean
the cleanest of clean
an end to the tears
and the in between years
and the troubles I’ve seen

I need a clean
sometimes
you know what I mean
Just give me a wash
I want to be posh
I’ll change my routine
want a clean

sometimes
want a clean
the cleanest of clean"


Saturday 13 December 2008

Policy of Truth - Depeche Mode

Bit of a miserable day Big Paws

"Yes it is - its been pawring all day..."


"Anyway I thought I told the boys to stop ripping them to shreds Big Paws!!"

"Ripping what to shreds?"

"The Curtains of course!!!"

Friday 12 December 2008

Do you watch the horse racing Big Paws?

"Oh yes - they're our friends - horses - its always reminds of Animal Farm by George Orwell - the horse Boxer - who just gets on with it whatever happens - alwasy had more work to do!"

I just emailed my friend in Canada about their Prime Minister suspending Parliament...

"Yes - so what are they going to about it?"

"Well Big Paws - until I informed him that the Prime Minister had suspended Parliament because they were just about hold a vote of no confidence against him he didnt even know thats what he had done!!"

"Wow ! So that's what theyre doing to democracies now!!"

You can see the news story at canada crisis

Wednesday 10 December 2008

Obama thinking about having AL Gore in Govt




"Where did you find the picture Big Paws?!!"

"Oh I thought it was appropriate - after all Al Gore's involved with David de Mayer Rosthchild and therefore Bilderburg!"

"Only trouble is our blog is as nearly as secret as Bilderburg is..."

"I know - but at least we know what's happening...."

Tuesday 9 December 2008

Contamination of Irish Pork & Beef

"You don't reckon The Irish Pork and Beef have been contaminated because all the nuclear waste is dumped in the Irish Ocean and Sizewell, do you Big Paws?"

"Hmmm... Paws for thought on that one - I suppose it is quite possible yes!Depends where the feed came from and whether it was left out in the rain - Though they'd never admit it!!!!"

"Now they're saying that 41 farms in Ireland had used the same "oil tainted" feed - so there's our answer Paws"

"It sure takes them a long time to print what theyre sticking to these days!!!"

Just drank half a mocha, Big Paws




"Just drank half a mocha, Big Paws"

"Why did you only drink half a mocha? Were you drunk?"

"Oh no - what happened was I asked the girl behind the counter to put two sugars in the coffee"

"She replied that I had to do it myself - then proceeded to put whipped cream in and put the lid on"

"So you put the sugar in - whilst melting the cream and then tried to put the lid back on..... "

"Yup... And it fell off....and split all over my shirt and the floor - you should have seen the blokes face!"

"I suppose he thought you did it on pawpose!!!"

"Probably - if only the girl had put the sugar in first - they do in the coffee shop at my train station - and it costs less"

"Well they probably think it's beyond them.."

"Probably - after all you have to 9 coffees from Cafe Nero to get a free one whereas most others do it for 6 cups - some even four"

"Well there you go - they're a different class"

"Well they're definitely different anyway!!"

"ROAR ON!!!!"

Friday 5 December 2008

Typical Winter Scene on A London Bus!!!




"So why is this so typical?"

"Well Big Paws - Its a freezing day and the man on the bus has his hat and thick coat on - obviously very cold..."

"So why doesn't he shut the window? "

"You're asking me Big Paws - you're asking me !!!"

I didn't know mermaids needed snorkels?!?!!




"You do now Big Paws!!!!"

Wednesday 3 December 2008

USING BODY DOUBLES FOR US PRESIDENTS

"So Big Paws - you remember watching that fim "Vantage Point" ?"

"Oh yes - where they use body doubles to protect the US President from assasination attempts?"

"Yup - that's the one - did you know that they have actually used body doubles for Us Presidents since the assasination attempt on Ronald Reagan?"

"So - you're saying that, even though we didnt see much of George Bush during his presidency - we may have not actually been watching the real George Bush?"

"Yup "

"They get even more clever by the day dont they? - so at any time they could put in a body double for the Obama and no one would ever find out? WOW!!!"

Tuesday 2 December 2008

Barack Obama has his Blackberry confiscated

"Big Paws, Isnt it true that Barack Obama isnt allowed to use his Blackberry anymore?"

"Oh yes - very clever - he's no longer allowed to send or receive emails and his phone calls are monitored - so even if he wanted to make changes he now has to rely on what the newspapers / world media tell him and presumably all contact with the outside (real) world has been cut off"

So how are you so sure so about who was behind Mumbai?

"Well - that's a bit obvious from the fact that they were looking for British and American Passport holders - Who has the most troops in Afghanistan?"

"Thankyou Big Paws - thats all for today"

Monday 1 December 2008

So What are you Big Paws?

"So What are you Big Paws? Muslim, Hindu, Christian?"

"Well if the truth be known I'm a tiger!"

"Ah - ok - dont you have beliefs?"

"Oh yessh - In this mad mad world It's in the Law Of The Paw"