Saturday 28 March 2009

"PHOTO OF THE DAY"



"What's this a picture of Jason?"

"It's a picture of a drone - they have several different uses - from spying to blowing objects up"

"I hope the protesters at The G20 have bought their gas masks with them Jason...."

"Why's that Conckers ?"

"Well now the Pakistani Govt have released Khan (their nuclear and dirty bomb expert) the British Govt can pretend that terrorists attacked London again while another politician summit was taking place....."

"Anything's possible Conckers anything's possible"

"LESS THAN SIX WEEKS TO GO JASON"

"To goto what Conckers?"

"You know - your next trip to Tangiers and Fez..."

"Yes well i should have booked it by next week Conckers - I would have preferred to go by train to Sete and then catch the ferry to Tangiers from there, but it would cost almost £900 to go that way and that money could be more wisely spent helping my friends in Morocco"

"Well you know how it is - you can be environmentally friendly if you're rich enough - Paw Paw for now!!!!!"

Thursday 26 March 2009

"What's this a Picture of Jason"


"It's a picture of a CCTV Camera outside a bank..."

"Hmmm...And what do they use CCTV for Jason?"

"Well.... Usually to take film of unusual incidents so they can pass it on to the appropriate authorities for them to investigate.."

"Why do you say usually Jason? What unless they accidentally lose it on pawpose?"

"Your Words, Conckers - not mine...!"

"IT'S OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE WITH BLUE EYES HAVE CAUSED THE RECESSION!!!!"

"Well that's what the Brazilian Leader just said on International Television Big Paws"

"Well Jason it can't be aimed at us - you've still got a job - you still pay Mr Leach his taxes , you pay all your bills (you always have done with your strict parents) - youre even in credit with most of the leeches and you even go and spend your hard earned money in foreign countries when noone else in their right mind would do"

" Yes well Conckers - I presume they would'nt want us to goto Brazil and find out some home truths about them then!!!Probably they're Bilderburg scum or their allies like Hillary Clinton and Gordon Brown and / or maybe they dont send you to prison for not paying your taxes in Brazil!"

"Hmmm - we'll have to put it on the to do list!!!!"

"Yes Big Paws - youre right - The Hypocrite Leader of Brazil Bring It On!!! Bring It On!!!!!!!!He probably patted Tony Blair and Gordon Brown on the backs when they had JCdEM shot for getting on a tube train!"

"Why is it that if youre in govt and youre being investigated ...."

"Why is it that if you're in govt and you're being investigated for corruption like The Home Secretary etc you can still carry on in your job regardless Conckers? yet if you worked for any other organisation you would almost definitely be suspended ?"


"Well thats obvious Jason - because you work for the govt and this govt in particular doesnt seem to care too much about breaking it's own laws - theyll just use one of their own laws to get around it... Seriously Jason - I'm staring to worry about you - I've told you get with the program!!!"


"No worries Conckers - you know Im only asking so we can explain to our readers what's going on in the United Kingdom right now!!!"

Tuesday 24 March 2009

"TO ALL THE PAKISTANI INSURGENCY"

"Well Conckers - what do you want to say to the people of the world about the problems in Pakistan?"

"Ok Jason - Im getting a bit bored of repeating it over and over again - but here goes!!!

Osama Bin Laden was trained in a Pakistani Secret Intelligence Service Training Camp on behalf of the CIA to bring down the Russians in Afghanistan"


"Why don't the West want the Taliban to control Afghanistan again?"

"well admittedly The Taliban use Sharia Law but in a place as lawless as Pakistan and Afghanistan it really is one of the only ways to control the crime rate "

"So whats the problem - I thought the West wanted to stop the Opium trade dead in its tracks"

"Yeah right Jason - you see it could never work like that - too much money would be lost - You see The Taliban are allies of the Muhjadeen who supply them with their weapons - The Muhjadeen get their weapons from American & Russian arms dealers (amongst others) who trade them for a regular supply of opium - You see the CIA and other US govt. departments use Black Ops to create "conflicts" in areas where large amounts of money can be made (see The Film American Gangster for example)in exchange for weapons which continue the chaos in that country until supplies / demand have been exhausted. The Taliban wouldn't necessarily be involved in Black Ops - you need a country where you can walk about freely without being stopped usually caused by the total lack of respect for the law - The Al Quaeda Cells would be the Black Ops - quite likely to have been brain washed like the Taliban Suicide Bombers into believing that they're going to heaven to have 70 virgins and meet the prophet Mohammed"

"So who would you say are behind the financing of these deals?"

"Oh private investment banks usually - ones that lend governments money to keep them going"

"Is that why they can get away with it?"

"Of course Jason - they can force a country to become a dictatorship by simply threatening them with the cutting off of finances - I bet thats what happened in Iceland and nearly to Canada"

"Talk more later Conckers"

Monday 23 March 2009

PHOTOS OF BERLIN



HEATHROW TERMINAL 5





A PLANE TAKING OFF AT HEATHROW





THE TELEVISION TOWER BERLIN





ALEXANDERPLATZ WORLD CLOCK





ALEXANDERPLATZ





THE MARRIOT HOTEL SPITTELBURG





A MODERN BUILDING IN SPITTELMARKT





THE BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER AT SPITTELMARKT





INSIDE SPITTELMARKT UNDERGROUND STATION





A PHOTO OF AN OLD BRIDGE ACROSS THE RIVER





PWC BUILDING POTSDAMER PLATZ





POTSDAMER PLATZ AND ONE BIG POSTER






THE HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL






THE BRANDENBURG GATE






BERLIN MIME ARTIST





MODERN ARCHITECTURE NEXT TO THE REICHSTAG





MEMORIAL TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THE COLD WAR





THE OLD PARLIAMENT BUILDING - YOU CAN CLIMB UP TO THE TOP FOR FREE BUT DIDNT HAVE TIME - YOU CAN SEE THE QUEUE!!!





THE NEW GERMAN PARLIAMENT BUILDING (where Angela Merkel {Builderburg attendee} holds court)





THE SWISS EMBASSY - THE ONLY EMBASSY NEXT DOOR TO THE GERMAN PARLIAMENT BUILDINGS





BERLIN HAUPTBANHOF - MAIN TRAIN STATION - WHERE SCENE FROM THE FILM INTERNATIONAL TOOK PLACE - COSTS 2 BILLION EUROS TO BUILD STATION





INSIDE BERLIN MAIN TRAIN STATION





THE BERLIN VERSION OF BIG BEN





THE CULTURAL CENTRE





ONE OF THE WAR MEMORIALS - THE SIEGESSAULE - IN THE CENTRE OF THE TIERGARTEN





KAISER WILLHELM CHURCH - WITH THE "LIPSTICK & THE POWDER POUCH"





MODERN ART NEAR THE KAISER WILLHELM CHURCH





ONE OF THE EMBASSIES IN THE TIERGARTEN





THE TIERGARTEN - LARGEST PARK IN BERLIN





BERLIN PHILARMONIC





THE SONY CENTRE





THE MUSEUM OF MOVING PICTURES





SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE A SOLDIER AT CHECKPOINT CHARLIE - THE OLD BORDER CROSSING BETWEEN WEST & EAST BERLIN





A PHOTO OF A PHOTO OF THE BERLIN WALL - VERY LITTLE OR NONE OF IT STILL EXISTS





ONE OF THE CARS DATING BACK FROM EAST GERMAN TIMES





BERLIN BUNDESRAT





BERLIN STREET TAG





AN AMAZING PIECE OF STREET ART





ONE OF BIG PAW'S COUSINS!!!





RECYCLING BINS AT A TRAIN STATION





LIVING BY THE RIVER - NEAR HEILIGENSEE





MEMORIAL IN HENNIGSDORF





HENNIGSDORF TRAIN STATION - TASTY CHINESE RESTAURANT HERE





THE O2 CENTRE BERLIN





AN ADVERT PAINTED ON A WALL




THE CHURCH AT MARIENDORF





ON THE PLANE BACK TO LONDON

Sunday 22 March 2009

"So how was Berlin then Jason?"

"Well Big Paws - it was amazing and the Berliners were very friendly and helpful - here's one photo to whet your appetite :



"But more importantly Conckers I bet our friend "The Unelected One's" been covering things up again since I haven't blogged anything for days now"

"Oh of course Jason - lets start the week with the one The Independent Newspaper reported on Friday 20th March 2009"

"Ok Conckers - what was the story about?"

"Well - The Headline was 'Israel's Dirty Secrets In Gaza:- Army veterans reveal how they gunned down innocent Palestinian families and destroyed homes and farms in the Last Attack they took part in on Gaza -

One soldier is said to have described how an officer ordered the shooting of an elderly woman a 100 metres away from a house commandeered by troops.
Another soldier described how a mother and her children were shot dead by a sniper after they turned the wrong way out of a house...."


"Wow Conckers - was there anything else in this newspaper article of interest?"

"Oh yes - on the eve of the attack, Ephraim Halevy , the former head of Mossad , had said that the way to stop rocket attacks on Israel was to draw Hamas, the elected Palestinian govt into negotiation and compromise - but 'Israel, for reasons of its own, did not want to turn the ceasefire into the start of a diplomatic process with Hamas"

"I see why he was the former head of Mossad - he used his common sense - not like the CIA for example - getting the Pakistani Secret Service to train Osama Bin Laden in Black Operations and then wonder why he used his training against them!!!"

"Well Jason - that is the question that will remain unanswered for some time unless someone's lucky enough to get to talk to Bin Laden before the Americans shoot him first so he cant spill the beans!!"

"Ok Conckers - Ill upload most of the other Berlin photos tomorrow but I thought Id put this one now - its the memorial to remember the holocaust of the Jews in the 2nd World War - I wonder if the Bush and Rothschild family have ever visited so they can remember what their families' finances helped do?"