The Ceiling of The Albert Hall, London

Abracadabra - The Unedited Bilderburg Attendee List

Isn't the list Gordon Brown and his cronies deleted on Wikipedia, Jason?"

"Yes this is the original list - heres a link to the one they edited Edited Bilderburg List

"And they thought we'd need to go to Fez to work some magic!!"

Bulls##t Barack has Strasbourg on Lockdown

"So what's happened now Jason?...."

"Well our friend Barack has gone to Strasbourg and the whole town has had to be locked down to make it look as though there aren't any protests at his being there!"

"Well - at least we know he's earnt his title : - Bulls##t Barack - after all - all he's going to do is use tax payers money to bail him and every other government out of the mess they've put us in!"

"Police reported to have let a man die at G20 summit"

"Ian Tomlinson was thought to have been on his way home after work, when he became Kettled in at The Bank Of England" with hundreds of others," said protest organiser Marina Pepper

He reportedly suffered a heart attack and collapsed near Cornhill at 7.30 pm during Wednesday's protests"

Police are reported to have said "that they were pelted with bottles by protesters as they tried to reach him and unsucessfully give him first aid."

But other witnesses said demonstrators alerted officers to the emergency and allowed them to let him die in their lines"

Taken from the Metro Friday April 3 2009

"So what has this summit proved Conckers"

"Well it's proved that the leaders of the Bilderburg New World Order are good at wasting tax payers money and talking loads of b***s***t"

"Fancy them trying to do a stop and search on me just because there's some scumbag politician visiting from the States"

"Well - they have to justify spending all that money on the extra police hours!!"

"I didn't know it was illegal to wait at a train station for a train Big Paws!"

"Im suprised Jason - I keep on telling you to get with the programme - You must know about The Stop and Search law - theyre allowed to harass anyone they please even if you use the same train station nearly every working day and most weekends and you have a valid train ticket..."







"Well Conckers - now you put it like that - i have noticed they do it to people all the time at Charing Cross Station"

"Yup it's called 'We are a bunch of ignorant nosy twats who have nothing better to do than annoy people and make sure they miss their train!!'"

"Well I found two April Fool's Day jokes in the paper"

"Yes well that's obviously an April Fool Jason - what's the next one?"





"Well - here's The Great Pretender Gordon Brown - he's trying to make it look as though he was democratically voted Prime Minister in a General Election..."