Friday, 1 May 2009

"Whats this mornings news then Jason?"


"Well Big Paws - here s this first piece of news (in the Metro Newspaper this morning)"


"That's very handy Jason - what a result for 3M anyway!!"


"Then there's the story about the first people to have been reported to have brought the Swine Flu back to the UK"

"And what happened there then?"

"Well yesterday, Big Paws, the press had followed them out of the hospital to where they lived and all the time they couldnt take photos because the couple kept their faces covered up..."

"Well thats fair enough - nothing to be proud of after all - bringing a possibly dangerous disease back in the UK!"

"Well - as it turns out - they werent trying to hide their faces in shame Big Paws...They were doing it to guarantee they got their pay off from the newspapers they sold their story to!!"

"How's the planning going for Africa Jason?"

"Oh dont worry Big Paws - its all going to plan...I'm a bit worried about you and the boys though.. if I cant get back"

"Dont worry about us Jason - If you cant get back I can also guarantee they'll be plenty of meat to keep us going until you do"

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