"Killer Chipmunks on way to Britain!!!"

" Whats this about then Big Paws?"

"Well - 17 Siberian Chipmunks escaped from an amusement park in Brussels in 1980.An estimated 100,000 are now living in northern France. Only trouble is, is that these Chipmunks now carry Lymes disease and also rabies and theyre being sold by pet shop owners in France to Brits for less than £10"

"So - La rage could quite easily find its way into the UK if we're not careful then Big Paws?"

"Oh yes - and the scientists are predicting that it will happen by the end of this summer just in time for The Swine Flu to do its most damage as well!!!!"

"Time to dispel some rumours Jason"

"Whats that Big Paws - what rumours are they?"

"Well it has come to my attention through my contacts that someone is going round telling some unfortunate gullible people that if they blow themselves up for God , God will reward them with 40 virgins..."

"But Big Paws...."

"Yes Jason?"

"What good is one virgin to anyone if theyre dead?"

"Well exactly Jason - exactly!!!!!"

A Yacht in Lymington Pier

How many time does Hilary Clinton lie in this video?

"Well Jason you should know the answer to that?"

"I think I do Conckers - From the moment she opens her mouth to the minute she finishes her speech"

"Maybe they'll send her to prison some day and she ll be able to lie her way out of there too!"

"Well Conckers - we can hope, we can hope"

"One thing you must always stick by though Jason is the following statement made by Thomas Jefferson, 'Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God'"

"Roar on Conckers Roar On!!"

Photos of London 15th July 2009

Big Ben and The Houses Of Parliament





The Millenium Wheel in the background




A Hot Air Balloon