Thursday 23 July 2009

"Time to dispel some rumours Jason"

"Whats that Big Paws - what rumours are they?"

"Well it has come to my attention through my contacts that someone is going round telling some unfortunate gullible people that if they blow themselves up for God , God will reward them with 40 virgins..."

"But Big Paws...."

"Yes Jason?"

"What good is one virgin to anyone if theyre dead?"

"Well exactly Jason - exactly!!!!!"

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