"Well it says you should report anything suspicious !"

" Yes Big Paws - well what have you got to report?"

"Well for a start there's this "Phoney" pretending to be "Prime Minister" in No 10 Downing Street - he never won an election and he keeps on bringing in new laws that keep on violating the basic principles of democracy!"

"Trouble is Big Paws - what youre saying may be true but like the general public the police run on automation and unless it was something that was going to affect the VIPS in the Docklands on April 2nd 2009 i doubt they could really care very much!!!"

"TRY AND DELETE THIS WEBPAGE GORDON BROWN"

"So Jason - tell me what happened yesterday?"

"Well after sending a fully printed list of Bilderburg attendees to "The Unelected One - Gordon Brown" in February which was available on Wikipedia, I decided to check if was still there yesterday Conckers..."


"And yes Jason?...."

"Well the list still exists except it's been decimated - it's now about 2 pages long when it used to be about 30 pages long - here you can have a look Wikipedia Destroyed List

However like I did warn Gordon Brown at the time - this list is mirrored all over the place on the internet - here's one example: All you need to know about Bilderburg

So Peter Mandelson and Gordon Brown yup you're still listed as attending and you cant change history about selling the Uks gold bullion through a bullion market that belonged to Rothschild at the time either Gordon Brown!!!"

"The Unelected One's been on tv again Jason"

"I presume you mean Gordon Brown by that Conckers?"

"Yes he said he would never give bribes to terrorist organisations, amongst other things.."

"But didn't he do that when he sold half of the UK Bullion through Lord Rothschild's bullion market?"

"Well - could you class the commission as a bribe Jason - that is the question - that is what they need to proved to make sure he resigns "

"Surely he should resign anyway - do us all a favour - call an election and see who the people trust more - even though I have to admit I wouldnt trust any politician futher than I could throw one.."

"ROAR ON!!!!"

"You know they're calling you 'Big Paw'- Big Paws

"Why's that Jason?"

"Well Conckers it's because they only ever see one of your paws..."

"Oh alright - they'll find out soon enough - my other paw cant be photographed as it's print opens the safety deposit box to all the dirty little secrets we've got- can't let that get into the wrong paws now can we Jason?!!!"

"They don't want a lunatic after all Jason!"

"What do you mean Big Paws?"

"Well in the film The International, the Private Investment Bank buys a missile system and sells it to the Iranians & Syrians to use against the Israelis.."

"Yes and?"

"Well I wonder if Rothschild is as clever - In the film they already sold the Counter Weapon to the Israelis"

"So it makes the Iranian's weapon useless? Very clever Big Paws, very clever!!!"

"Anyway what's this about Prince Charles Going to the Amazon Big Paws?!"

"Well presumably hes being sponsored by Bilderburg to goto the Amazon to tell everyone that we've only got ten years left before the world is irreversibly damaged"

"Yes but Big Paws how did he get to the Amazon - by boat? - after all that would be the most environmentally friendly way to get there?"

"Well - he travelled down the Amazon by Boat Jason"

"And how did he get to the start of the Amazon Big Paws?"

"By Plane Stupid!!"

"He cant be one of them then!!!"

"Nope - he cetainly doesn't want them holding up his flights!!!"

"MI5 warns that VIPS may be attacked"

"That's kind of MI5 to tell them isn't it Jason?"

"Didn't matter for the London Bombings in 2005 - see they were only ordinary people Conckers!!!"

"Well I suppose they'll be telling everyone that 'The Unelected One - Gordon Brown ' - that he's a Very Important Person"

"Probably Conckers - he's such an important person to me they should give him maximum protection and put him in Belmarsh"

"Wouldn't it be a shame if it flooded while he was visiting?"

"ROAR ON CONCKERS! ROAR ON CONCKERS!!!"