"oh alright then - i'm trying to watch the football!!"
"So Big Paws - where exactly do you come from?"
"Well they say I'm half Siberian , half Bengali , but if you look at my label you might find out the facts of the matter"
"And you've had seven of your boys sent over - i had to let some of them be adopted - where's your wife in all this?"
"well now you're asking highly personal stuff - if you must know she's in a very secret location , like your girlfriend , a couple of thousand miles away with my daughters. My boys have come over, because i want them to be educated and to grow up fully pawpared for the world they now face. Anyway shes doesn't want to have to go through quarantine - its not as though we get put up in a 5 star hotel you know!!"
"Just one more question Big Paws...."
"Look i told you - im busy watching the footie - TALK TO THE PAW!!!"
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