Saturday, 28 February 2009
"Its getting stranger and stranger in Pakistan Jason"
"Why's that Conckers?"
"Well last week they released a known terrorist - that professor Dr Khan. Then this week they refused to give a government post to someone who had been democratically voted in.."
"So it's not just the UK where we've got to give democracy a good send off then?"
"Doesn't look like it Jason - Anyway are you ready for Berlin ?"
"Yes I'm ready - flight's booked and the hotel Conckers."
"Good - I didn't think I'd need to tell you to get with the program - I'm sure though they don't what it fully activated or maybe they do.......?!?!"
"Well last week they released a known terrorist - that professor Dr Khan. Then this week they refused to give a government post to someone who had been democratically voted in.."
"So it's not just the UK where we've got to give democracy a good send off then?"
"Doesn't look like it Jason - Anyway are you ready for Berlin ?"
"Yes I'm ready - flight's booked and the hotel Conckers."
"Good - I didn't think I'd need to tell you to get with the program - I'm sure though they don't what it fully activated or maybe they do.......?!?!"
Thursday, 26 February 2009
"Why is it the govt can dictate who gets murdered and stay in govt ?...."
"Why is it the govt can dictate who gets murdered / disappeared / tortured yet stay in power yet anyone else who do these actions and gets caught get sent to prison conckers?"
"Because firstly they're the govt and secondly you need to come and see whats been written on the wall - It wont go away....."
"Because firstly they're the govt and secondly you need to come and see whats been written on the wall - It wont go away....."
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
"I just want to clarify something Big Paws...."
"Go on Jason"
"Are you denying that the holocaust ever happened?"
"No don't be stupid - of course it did - I'm just making people aware of the fact that it was The Rothschild family and the Bush Family that financed the construction of the gas chambers"
"Are you denying that the holocaust ever happened?"
"No don't be stupid - of course it did - I'm just making people aware of the fact that it was The Rothschild family and the Bush Family that financed the construction of the gas chambers"
"Who's it meant to be - Rothschild?"
"What do you mean Big Paws?"
"Well it's obviously meant to be a banker - And presumably one who s been complicit in The Bilderburg plot to rip off the British Tax Payer and completely kill off democracy....It reminds me of The French Revolution when they executed all the royalty and their peers"
"You wouldnt want it to repeat would you Big Paws?"
"Hmm no of course not - unless the army uses bio chemical weapons to quell any rebellion - No I want Gordon Brown and his cronies to run when I send in the hounds - Run With The Wolves"
"Time To Build The Funeral Pyre Jason!"
"Why's that Big Paws?"
"Jack Straw hammered in the final nail in the coffin yesterday... by overiding the High Court Judges and disallowing the publication of the cabinet minutes as to why they decided to goto war in Iraq"
"Ok Conckers - I'll get the coffin from the undertakers - you find us a field..."
"We'll have to have a big wake too you know - can't let democracy go without a big party, to celebrate what it did for our country and what people like your grandfather suffered a Japanese Concentration Camp to protect.
"It's a good as done , Conckers, it's a good as done."
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
"Did you hear from The Elected One?"
"No Big Paws - I received a brief letter from one his minions stating that Mr Brown - our 'Democratically elected' Prime Minister had received my letter and the enclosures - That was all..."
"Why is it Jason that everyone thinks Peter Mandelson and Gordon Brown aren't on the same team? They've both attended Bilderburg conferences - we have the proof "
"I don't know Conckers - interesting article in the Metro Newspaper though - it says that more than a third of adults fear that the Army will be bought in to deal with riots as the recession bites"
"Well then - we can't pervert it.."
"Pervert what conckers ?"
"The Course of Justice Jason, The Course of Justice!!"
"Why is it Jason that everyone thinks Peter Mandelson and Gordon Brown aren't on the same team? They've both attended Bilderburg conferences - we have the proof "
"I don't know Conckers - interesting article in the Metro Newspaper though - it says that more than a third of adults fear that the Army will be bought in to deal with riots as the recession bites"
"Well then - we can't pervert it.."
"Pervert what conckers ?"
"The Course of Justice Jason, The Course of Justice!!"
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
The Film "The International"
"Well Jason - you may as well give them the links"
"Hmm - do you reckon it's going to be a good film Conckers?"
"Cant really tell from a five second excerpt Jason, but give them the links anyway..."
"Ok - here goes... The International Film Website
oh and musn't forget... The Bank
"Hmm - do you reckon it's going to be a good film Conckers?"
"Cant really tell from a five second excerpt Jason, but give them the links anyway..."
"Ok - here goes... The International Film Website
oh and musn't forget... The Bank
"How is President Obama going to pay for this mortgage bailout , Conckers?"
"Thats simple Jason - he like George Bush needs a war - hes increasing the troops to Afghanistan, by some 17000 troops"
"So nothing's changed then Conckers"
"Not really - the business model hasnt changed - like Germany did before and in the Second World War they continue to run a War Economy"
"And what about getting the Uk to send more troops Conckere?"
"Well - Barack Obama said he was going to try and ensure there would be no further attacks on North American Shores - so he'll either be hoping that Gordon Brown will decide to send more troops or maybe the Head of The NSA (Bilderburg) will incentivise the situation again, by arranging another attack on the UK "
"Hmm - yes Conckers - I see how tactical it is especially now theyve released that Pakistani Professor - presumably so he can reopen his terror network and show them how to even build a dirty bomb..."
"So nothing's changed then Conckers"
"Not really - the business model hasnt changed - like Germany did before and in the Second World War they continue to run a War Economy"
"And what about getting the Uk to send more troops Conckere?"
"Well - Barack Obama said he was going to try and ensure there would be no further attacks on North American Shores - so he'll either be hoping that Gordon Brown will decide to send more troops or maybe the Head of The NSA (Bilderburg) will incentivise the situation again, by arranging another attack on the UK "
"Hmm - yes Conckers - I see how tactical it is especially now theyve released that Pakistani Professor - presumably so he can reopen his terror network and show them how to even build a dirty bomb..."
"An Illegal Photograph"
"Cool Jason - Where did you take this?"
"Oh just outside the Israeli embassy in London - they have three armed policemen there to keep them safe."
"What else can you tell me about the Israeli embassy in London Jason?"
"Well i presume I'm not breaking the law, but they seem to be having massive rebuilding works taking place there at the moment"
"Hmmm - You mean they've already been paid for tesitng the new chemical weapons on the Palestinians? using Phosphurus as a cover as the Americans did in the last Iraq war?"
"Not for me to really speculate Conckers - but who knows?"
"Have you heard anything from the B###S##t Brown?"
"No not a dickey bird - he definitely received the letter though - I sent it Special Delivery!"
"I've really had a Paw Full Jason..."
"Why what's up now Big Paws?"
"Well - you must have seen it in today's metro newspaper?"
"Seen what Big Paws?"
"That advert by Lufthansa that says 'Europe one way from £49!'"
"Hmm Big Paws explain"
"I thought we were already in Europe - so does the advert mean one way from Stansted to Heathrow?!!"
"Good Point Big Paws - what else is getting on your paws?"
"Those people who live in the flat above us"
"Why what's happened now? Have the boys and you been roaring too loudly again?"
"No - of course not - but like you, I find it a lot nicer when I'm not at the flat now - you can't breathe in there without them complaining and all they do is stomp stomp stomp on their uninsulated laminated floor - it's a shame Jason but I certainly won't be opening the door to them - and fancy leaving you out the wrong post - you must have been really insulted"
"Oh well - at least this should make you chuckle Big Paws!!"
"ROAR ON!!!"
London police officer is surrounded by protesting photographers (Photo by The Associated Press)
"Well - you must have seen it in today's metro newspaper?"
"Seen what Big Paws?"
"That advert by Lufthansa that says 'Europe one way from £49!'"
"Hmm Big Paws explain"
"I thought we were already in Europe - so does the advert mean one way from Stansted to Heathrow?!!"
"Good Point Big Paws - what else is getting on your paws?"
"Those people who live in the flat above us"
"Why what's happened now? Have the boys and you been roaring too loudly again?"
"No - of course not - but like you, I find it a lot nicer when I'm not at the flat now - you can't breathe in there without them complaining and all they do is stomp stomp stomp on their uninsulated laminated floor - it's a shame Jason but I certainly won't be opening the door to them - and fancy leaving you out the wrong post - you must have been really insulted"
"Oh well - at least this should make you chuckle Big Paws!!"
"ROAR ON!!!"
London police officer is surrounded by protesting photographers (Photo by The Associated Press)
Saturday, 14 February 2009
"RE: What is Obama thinking of?(see Truth is out there so they say blog")
"So Big Paws - this article basically says that Barack Obama is using all of George Bush's cronies to run his govt."
"Yup 'fraid so Jason - It's what we've been saying all along...!!!"
"Heres a quote from the article:
'“The president-elect is appointing the architects of financial deregulation.
“Meaningful financial reform cannot be adopted by officials appointed by Wall Street and who act on behalf of Wall Street.
“Those who set the financial system ablaze in 1999, have been called back to turn out the fire.
“The proposed ‘solution’ to the crisis under the ‘bailout’ is the cause of further economic collapse.”
Damn it, he’s right. He went on to say . . .
“There are no policy solutions on the horizon.
“The banking conglomerates call the shots. They decide on the composition of the Obama Cabinet. They also decide on the agenda of the Washington Financial Summit (November 15, 2008) which is slated to lay the groundwork for the establishment of a new “global financial architecture.” If this is true, change it'
"
"So Jason what can we learn from this?"
"That Barack Obama is merely a puppet like George Bush was and the rest of them as far back as when Bilderburg started.."
"Yup and the only way we can stop it is by getting proof so things like Munich need to happen even though we still need to pay for it as we don't get funding from some Multi billionaire to carry out their policies for them!"
"Yup 'fraid so Jason - It's what we've been saying all along...!!!"
"Heres a quote from the article:
'“The president-elect is appointing the architects of financial deregulation.
“Meaningful financial reform cannot be adopted by officials appointed by Wall Street and who act on behalf of Wall Street.
“Those who set the financial system ablaze in 1999, have been called back to turn out the fire.
“The proposed ‘solution’ to the crisis under the ‘bailout’ is the cause of further economic collapse.”
Damn it, he’s right. He went on to say . . .
“There are no policy solutions on the horizon.
“The banking conglomerates call the shots. They decide on the composition of the Obama Cabinet. They also decide on the agenda of the Washington Financial Summit (November 15, 2008) which is slated to lay the groundwork for the establishment of a new “global financial architecture.” If this is true, change it'
"
"So Jason what can we learn from this?"
"That Barack Obama is merely a puppet like George Bush was and the rest of them as far back as when Bilderburg started.."
"Yup and the only way we can stop it is by getting proof so things like Munich need to happen even though we still need to pay for it as we don't get funding from some Multi billionaire to carry out their policies for them!"
Friday, 13 February 2009
"A WACK ATTACK!"
"So what's a Wack Attack then Big Paws?"
"Well , as you can see from my cousins here its when us tigers get the urge to wack someone or something with our paws "
"Hmmm , so every time to you come and tell me to come and see you and then give me a wack with your paw that's a Wack Attack?"
"Exactly!! Anyway back to more serious things - I told you a snowflake on the runway would get in the way of our mission again!!"
"You were right Conckers - Munich has been put on hold indefinitely, but at least I got a full refund on the flight and hotel from Easyjet"
"Alright Jason - But as soon as you can get there go!!!"
"Roger that Paws , Roger that!!"
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
"Have you heard the 'If everyone could start to work together instead of in isolation' speech, yet Conckers?"
"Hmm Harmless tree hugger - youre right Jason we'd be wasting our time chasing after him - Sidney will suffice!!!"
Monday, 9 February 2009
"Release of Khan the crackpot Pakistani Nuclear Scientist"
"Hmm - maybe Bilderburg's given the Pakistani govt a loan - they were after one - release the crackpot and we'll give you the money you need"
"What Conckers - you reckon they'd do that ? Let Khan go ahead with sharing his secret's with terrorists because Barack Obama is trying (not very well ) to cut back on the War on Terror?!?!!"
"Why not - They must be losing a fortune!!!"
"What Conckers - you reckon they'd do that ? Let Khan go ahead with sharing his secret's with terrorists because Barack Obama is trying (not very well ) to cut back on the War on Terror?!?!!"
"Why not - They must be losing a fortune!!!"
"So Jason - did Gordon Brown - the Elected One reply to your letter?"
"As of yet Conckers no"
"Oh well - he'll probably try to slime his way out of it anyway - he'll say Rothshild forced him to do it"
"Yes - well - the online petition team wrote back and said they couldnt publish the petition because it contained potentially libellious material"
"And you sent the proof In Gordon Brown's letter?"
"Oh yes Conckers!!!You watch - he'll try and have it deleted like Tony Blair did with an internet article about the USS San Fransisco..."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall!!"
"ROAR ON PAWS ROAR ON!!!"
"Oh well - he'll probably try to slime his way out of it anyway - he'll say Rothshild forced him to do it"
"Yes - well - the online petition team wrote back and said they couldnt publish the petition because it contained potentially libellious material"
"And you sent the proof In Gordon Brown's letter?"
"Oh yes Conckers!!!You watch - he'll try and have it deleted like Tony Blair did with an internet article about the USS San Fransisco..."
"Mirror, mirror on the wall!!"
"ROAR ON PAWS ROAR ON!!!"
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Saturday, 7 February 2009
"So the British Snow has wrecked our mission for this week Conckers..."
"Yup 'fraid so Jason!! But apparently Jo Biden (the American Vice President) was there so if it was like a Bilderburg Conference they would have probably stopped you at the airport"
"Good Point Conckers - anyway Ive booked the flight for next week - lets hope the snow doesn't come back"
"What you mean is lets hope the snow doesnt come back because the only thing you be able to do is wait for a bus to take you to the airport and then you'1l end up waiting at the airport for ten hours whilst they clear the snow flake off the runway!!"
"Well - I didn't want to say Big Paws!!!"
"Good Point Conckers - anyway Ive booked the flight for next week - lets hope the snow doesn't come back"
"What you mean is lets hope the snow doesnt come back because the only thing you be able to do is wait for a bus to take you to the airport and then you'1l end up waiting at the airport for ten hours whilst they clear the snow flake off the runway!!"
"Well - I didn't want to say Big Paws!!!"
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
"Health & Safety strike again Big Paws!!"
"Why what's happened now Jason?"
"Well Big Paws - it's like this - when British Companies apply for contracts in the Uk they must always include the costs incurred by Health & Safety laws and other laws that the House of Parliament have invented, whereas foreign companies don't"
"Ah - is this why the buses stopped running for the first time ever the other day?"
"It does seem to be yes"
"Well Big Paws - it's like this - when British Companies apply for contracts in the Uk they must always include the costs incurred by Health & Safety laws and other laws that the House of Parliament have invented, whereas foreign companies don't"
"Ah - is this why the buses stopped running for the first time ever the other day?"
"It does seem to be yes"
"Well they told us to report anything supsicious Big Paws"
"Hmm - I see what you mean Jason - Three terrorists at Charing Cross Station - after the worst train service in years they've got a cheek!!!! How long did it take you to get in yesterday, when there wasn't even any snow?"
"It took five hours Big Paws and it wasnt thanks to the trains - I had to take a bus in the end!!!!"
Monday, 2 February 2009
Sunday, 1 February 2009
"Ehud Olmert wanted on corruption charges"
"So Conckers - its a bit like the UK "
"How's that Jason?"
"Well until someone stands up to the Prime Minister and proves that he is corrupt he will continue to take decisions on behalf of his country that he shouldnt be allowed to be taking!"
"Yup - thats democracy at work again!"
"How's that Jason?"
"Well until someone stands up to the Prime Minister and proves that he is corrupt he will continue to take decisions on behalf of his country that he shouldnt be allowed to be taking!"
"Yup - thats democracy at work again!"
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