"Well - you must have seen it in today's metro newspaper?"
"Seen what Big Paws?"
"That advert by Lufthansa that says 'Europe one way from £49!'"
"Hmm Big Paws explain"
"I thought we were already in Europe - so does the advert mean one way from Stansted to Heathrow?!!"
"Good Point Big Paws - what else is getting on your paws?"
"Those people who live in the flat above us"
"Why what's happened now? Have the boys and you been roaring too loudly again?"
"No - of course not - but like you, I find it a lot nicer when I'm not at the flat now - you can't breathe in there without them complaining and all they do is stomp stomp stomp on their uninsulated laminated floor - it's a shame Jason but I certainly won't be opening the door to them - and fancy leaving you out the wrong post - you must have been really insulted"
"Oh well - at least this should make you chuckle Big Paws!!"
"ROAR ON!!!"
London police officer is surrounded by protesting photographers (Photo by The Associated Press)
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