"How is President Obama going to pay for this mortgage bailout , Conckers?"

"Thats simple Jason - he like George Bush needs a war - hes increasing the troops to Afghanistan, by some 17000 troops"

"So nothing's changed then Conckers"

"Not really - the business model hasnt changed - like Germany did before and in the Second World War they continue to run a War Economy"

"And what about getting the Uk to send more troops Conckere?"

"Well - Barack Obama said he was going to try and ensure there would be no further attacks on North American Shores - so he'll either be hoping that Gordon Brown will decide to send more troops or maybe the Head of The NSA (Bilderburg) will incentivise the situation again, by arranging another attack on the UK "

"Hmm - yes Conckers - I see how tactical it is especially now theyve released that Pakistani Professor - presumably so he can reopen his terror network and show them how to even build a dirty bomb..."