"The Only problem with your wanting a UAV Big Paws!

"The Only problem with your wanting a UAV Big Paws is that you can only get them if you're in the US AirForce or one of their trusty allies"

"Hmm - Well they can't accuse us of being the terrorists then!!!"

"Anyway - why do you call The Irish Peace Process a farce ?"

"Well the Yanks forced the power sharing between a peacefull party and a bunch of blatant bullying terrorists and the worst thing is the thugs in the Real IRA still run about the street of Inner London as though they own the place and when anyone tries to defend themselves they manage to get accused of inventing it and disturbing the peace"

"And they thought we needed tact"

" Bit late for that!!! You know I threw it out the window before the boys started ripping the curtains to shreds!!!!"