"The Train Inspectors were at the station again Big Paws!"

"SO? You had a ticket didn't you?"

"Yes of course I did - but the next day they cancelled my train "

"Ah - I see what they've done now ..."

"What's that Conckers?"

"They had to pay for the Ticket Inspectors some how...."

"Anyway today the driver told us to report anything suspicious when we left the train at Charing Cross"

"And you did of course?"

"What was I meant to say Big Paws?"

"Well that's a bit obvious....There seems to be this person in No 10 Downing Street - He's acting very suspiciously - for a start he keeps on pretending that the UK public voted for him to be our prime minister and everything else that he seems to have done - well what can I say!!!"