"Whats new today then Jason ? (29 April 2009)"

"Well Big Paws - i've got to the stage where Im just taking pictures of newspaper articles - people can work out what they mean..."







"The Headlines in tonight's London Lite"



"Some baby foxes and their mum"




"When you get back from your travels you can ask your next door neighbours whether you can go on their trampoline..."

" I bet The Unelected One Cant believe his luck.."

"What do you mean Big PAws?"

"Well its obvious - now this "Swine Fever" is going up to Pandemic Level - immediately it does he can suspend Parliament and I bet if he wanted to could even introduce martial law.."


"Wow ! I see what you mean.. And I wont be able to leave in time to go to Tangers if it gets to pandemic level..."

"Oh dont worry about that Jason - you will be going - however you may have more problems getting back - after all if it really has anything to do with pork then they dont eat it in Morocco whereas they do in the UK, so the UK will be quarantined and you might have to share a tent in a Refugee Camp!!!"

Zeitgeist The Movie

"Whats the news of importance today Jason?"

"Well Conckers - so far today there are only two stories that I have found of importance"

"Go on then Jason report away..."

"Well in this morning's metro (on page 15) it states that the Sri Lankan Government has had to beg for humanitarian aid..."

"Why's this Jason?"

"Well as it turns out it seems the planned mass genocide of a whole race went badly wrong for the govt. Luckily over 100,000 Tamil civilians managed to escape to aid camps in recent days, but doctors are now struggling to provide help for the injured refugees. Most casualties have sustained blast injuries, with lower limbs "severely injured and blown off"

"I bet my cousins havent been so lucky - noone will be going out of their way to rescue them!!"

"I doubt it Big Paws - I doubt it very much"



"What else has happened then?"

"Well part of the British Army is made of soldiers called the Ghurkas - apparently over 4000 were led to believe that they would have been treated with respect and honoured along with our other soldiers (even though they're not even treated that well themselves) and would be granted permission to live in the Uk after all , thats who theyve supported for many years..."

"So what happened to them then?"

"Well the govt decided to invent special criteria which the soldiers had to pass to be granted permission.."

"Ok - that's fair enough.."

"Is it Conckers?"

"Why - what were the criteria ?"

"The criteria specify that a ghurka must serve for at least 20 years before they are granted residency - The only problem with this is that ghurkas are only allowed to serve the British Govt for 15 years.."

"So the govts not only inventing this again but they're also making it perfectly clear that they would make it a farce as well?!"

"Yup fraid so Big Paws - fraid so"

Some photos of London taken today 23 April 2009

The first ever landscape photo Ive taken on my phone - on Vauxhall Bridge



On Vauxhall Bridge



On Vauxhall Bridge



The view of The Houses of Parliament from Vauxhall Station - The Houses of Parliament were once known as the Great Bastion of Democracy - once upon a time anyway - maybe just before Guy Fawkes tried to blow them up!




Some fake policemen in Waterloo Station - the reason why I call them fake is because although they dress up like policemen and get paid they don't actually have any powers of arrest so are really completely pointless - but then again who'd want to be a policeman anyway - What's that you said Officer ? Manslaughter?




The Entrance to Waterloo Station



Just another day on Southeastern Railways

"What did the pawlice do this time Jason?"

"Well Conckers - they had an Old Aged Pensioner as a witness in a case"

"Hmm and"

"The police couldn't get in contact with her - so they went round to her house and apparently they were worried that something may have happened to her "

"Fair enough Jason - so what happened next?"

"Well they kicked her front door down and entered the house to find that she wasnt there"

"Ok "

"And then they sent her the bill for £100 to repair her door!!!"

Uk MP's want to be paid more money for turning up to work

"Whats this about then Jason?"

"Well - Gordon Brown - the unelected one has decided to entice his MP's to come to work by creating a daily attendance allowance, which could vary between £174 to £247 for each day Parliament meets"

"How much do Mps get paid already?"

"Well from the 1st April 2008 an Mps basic salary was £63,291 Conckers"

"So they're now going to get paid over £80,000 a year each for just coming into work and signing a register - and they can go and do what they like ."

"Yup Big Paws - and to rub it in - they're the ones who have to vote on whether they should get paid this amount plus they already have voted that they get three months paid holiday a year!!!"

"Well Jason - Maybe Gordon Brown's right - becoming a corrupt politican is the way to go!!!!!"

"Trust The Police?"

The Carphone Warehouse farce continues

"So Big Paws - I thought I d heard the last from Carphone Warehouse, but I was wrong!!"

"Why what happened Jason"

"Well the thing is that I received an automated phone call telling me that my phone had been repaired and was ready to be picked up from the Carphone Warehouse!!"

"They phoned you on the phone that hadn't been repaired by them to tell you to pick it up as it had now been repaired?!!?"

"Yup!!"

"Well - I certainly wouldn't goto the Carphone Warehouse again!!"

A QUESTION TO GORDON BROWN

"Obama is Bilderburg!"

Obama Bilderberg

Representatives for Senator Barack Obama will not confirm or deny that he attended the Bilderberg Group meeting on June 5, 2008. Reporters were unaware of the secret meeting until they were on the airplane heading to Northern Virginia where the meeting was being held.
Fast Facts

1. Meeting held on June 5, 2008
2. Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton met on the day of the meeting
3. Obama spokesperson refused to talk about if Obama attended the meeting
4. Spokesperson would not deny his attendance
5. Meeting held under tight security

Bilderberg Group Meeting

Jim Tucker, Bilderberg Group detective asked Obama's campaign spokesperson if he attended the meeting. The spokesperson refused to discuss the subject any further, but also would not deny his attendance.

The Bilderberg Group is a extremely private group for political figures and world leaders. The groups are held annually and are only for people with invitations.

"HUGO CHAVEZ BECOMES FRIENDS WITH OBAMA"

"What's going on Big Paws ? Hugo Chavez shaking Obama's hand and wanting to be his friend?"

"I bet it runs something like this - 'Cool I can be friends with you at last - now that I know you're as corrupt as me!'"

"ROAR ON!!"

"Paw Paw for now!!!"

By the way - to our music friends out there - the reason why we aren't doing real audio mixes on our Paragon DJ Registry Site at the moment is because we've run out of space on our server - we know that we can get in trouble with Bilderburg for providing links to the DJ's own sites but please be patient - we are currently working on this problem

"Talking About The Corrupt Police Big Paws..."

"Oh do we have to?"

"Well you know I wrote to Sir Paul Stephenson (The Metropolitan Police Commissioner) twice early this year about Gordon Brown and his Gold Bullion Rothschild Scam, providing evidence and also a second letter about how The Pakistani Government had released The Dirty Bomb Expert Dr Abul Khan"

"Yup - even though you sent both letters Special Delivery you never even got a response from him"

"Exactly...That's why my fears about the police have merely been confirmed - they're no more than a bunch of corrupt good for nothings who don't deserve respect - to think when I was a boy I wanted to be a Police Officer!!!!!"

The Carphone Warehouse Scam

"Well what's this you're telling me about Carphone Warehouse Jason?"

"Ok here goes Conckers - Unfortunately my Sony Ericsson C905 stopped working after I did a software update the other day - some of the buttons stopped functioning properly - one minute they worked and the next they didnt."

"Right - so what did you do?"

"I took it back to the Carphone Warehouse where I bought it from and they told me they would send it away but it could take from 4 to 6 weeks to get it back. But they said if I went to the specialist engineer shop 2 miles away I may have better luck.

"So I took it the specialist shop and went through the motions of handing in my phone and getting a replacement phone"

"Ok - so everything was ok then?"

"Yes - until they showed me the replacement phone - a Motorola phone that must have cost Carphone Warehouse no more than £10 to buy. But they said they would contact me to tell me what was wrong with the phone and send me a text the next day."

"So you had to take a phone by a company that you wouldn't touch with a barge pole and went about your business...."

"Yup - until late the next day when I hadn't heard anything and so went back to the shop. That's when I had to deal with a new person in the shop, who first of all insinuated that it wasn't even my phone and then when I asked him what was wrong with my phone he insisted that all he could do was look on his computer screen even though the engineer was in the room next door to him."

"Did you get your phone back straight away?"

"No Conckers - he gave me a phone number to ring and told me to phone it the next day, which I did and there wasn't actually an option to talk to anyone about repairs on this number, so I had to go round the houses and made a complaint."

I then found the phone number for Sony Ericsson and they told me that I could send me phone direct to them by free post and it would be returned to me repaired within 5 working days of them receiving it!!!

So when I get home from work I shall my find my receipt and post off my phone - I've got a spare one anyway and look forward to getting my phone fixed by an actual Sony Ericsson Engineer and I wont be buying from Carphone Warehouse again - I also found out I can buy direct from Sony too"

"Pakistani Terrorist retracts confession"

"Well it's obvious that it would Jason.."

"Why's that Big Paws?"

"Because they want him dead - he knows too much - its a historical fact that The CIA got the Pakistani Secret Services to train Osama Bin Laden - why does anyone really believe the Bilderburg media machine anymore when the evidence of what theyve done exists all over the world?"

"I dont know Conckers - gullibility through brain washing is what Bilderburg rely on after all."

"Next time you get stopped by the police Jason..."

"Yes Conckers - what should I do?"

"Simple - ask the officer concerned if he's sure he wants to be charged with manslaughter!"

"I see what you mean about tact - you definitely have thrown it out the window!"

"Another thing - apparently the use of torture has turned more people into terrorists"

"Well Conckers - I can tell you this - the use of torture hasnt turned me into a CIA / NSA black ops Bilderburg Scumbag"

"Glad to hear it Jason - you are with the program - you work for Paws!"

"Roger that Big Paws!Roger that!!!"

"Don't you think Hilary Clinton's being a little hipocritical Jason?"

"Why's that Conckers?"

"Well calling the Somalian Pirates Criminals?"

"But they are criminals Conckers..."

"I didn't say they weren't Jason but therefore all Hilary Clinton is is a Legalised Criminal in that case - her husband was involved in funding god knows how many terrorist organisations when he was president on behalf of their secret organisation (Bilderburg) that they try to continuosly deny exists but people have the evidence that it exists and they're involved?!!!I mean the simple fact that they try so hard to cover it up is itself in my opinion an admission of guilt Jason"

"Well Conckers - what are we to say or do about it?"

"Keep on Roaring On Jason ! - Remember its less than six weeks before you goto Tangiers now..."

"Hope you're prepared for it!!"

"I'm getting there Conckers - yup i'm with your program"

"Ive just come up with the perfect solution to our money problems Jason!"

"Excellent Conckers - pray tell me what it is?"

"Well it's simple really - it's called doing a David De Mayer Rothschild..."

"Right - so what do we have to do?"

"Easy - get my dad's private investment bank to invest as many dodgy Arms deals , drugs deals in Afghanistan - oh and we musn't forget corrupt governments as possible and then bribe him to buy us a farm in New Zealand and pay for us to go on trips around the world in boats made out of recycled materials and make a fool of him on CNN around the world!!!"

"That's a brilliant idea Conckers - but my dad doesn't own his own private investment bank so bribing him would be pointless!!"

"Hmm good point - never mind!!!"

"I thought of a good idea when you were away though Conckers though"

"What's that then Jason?"

"Simple - I send you to the White House to be the Obama family pet - you might do better than Bo is at sorting out the blatant corruption that's going on in the US government right as we speak!"

"Nice thought Jason , but I actually quite like living here with my own bed and room - and you're not that bad either!! PAW PAW for now!!!"

"So Big Paws - did you have a good holiday?"

"Oh yes Jason - it was good to go and see my friends the leopards although as you can see their habitat is being decimated by the day....."



"Anything else I need to catch up on whilst Ive been away Jason?"

"Nope not much Conckers - apart from Barack Obama's been bought a water dog called Bo - its a headline story in the world's media...."

"So the fact that one person died and another was viciously attacked for swearing at a police officer (due to his visit to London) and the fact that his govt. is made up of politicians who were in George Bush's government and supporters of the IRA is far less important than Bo the Water Dog?"

"'Fraid So Big Paws ... welcome back!!!"

If it was my memorial service today...

If it was my memorial service today the last people i would want to be there would be a bunch of corrupt politicians and royalty trying to hijack it in an attempt to get back some respect from the people they've basically treated like scum - it's what they haven't earn't and they never will....

Why the British Pub is dying.....

Apart from the fact that you're no longer able to smoke inside a pub the fact , like this pub in Chislehurst in Kent unless you're a regular they won't serve you. The other day I decided to go for a pint - not very often that I can afford to anymore especially when they charge up to £3.50 for a pint as they do here.

There was a gentleman in front of me so I patiently waited until he had been served and then the bar maid said that she was going to serve these other people first - so I left quickly and thanked my lucky stars that at least I knew where I stood in these parts - pay your council tax and get treated like scum - its the same at the cafe Mrs. Bridges across the road from this pub and Ive always wondered why Ive never made any effort to get involved with these people - now I dont!!!

A Blatant Message to The UKs Home Secretary

Sign the petition " Should Gordon Brown stay Prime Minister?"

To: Mr Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown should consider his petition as Prime Minister for the following historical factual reasons:

1. That he was never elected in a General Election as Prime Minister

2. For his involvement in the Secret Society : Bilderburg and his blatant editing of his involvement on Wikipedia

3. As a result of his involvement in Bilderburg the unexplained reasons why he sold half of the UK's gold bullion through Rothschild's Bullion market , which Rothschild then sold in 2005, presumably to cover their tracks.


You can sign by clicking on this linkShould Gordon Brown Resign?

THE NATURAL RESOURCES & ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS OF THAILAND

Natural resources

* Tin, rubber, natural gas, tungsten, tantalum, timber, lead, fish, gypsum, lignite, fluorite, arable land.


Natural hazards

Land subsidence in Bangkok area resulting from the depletion of the water table; droughts (see also 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake).

TAKEN FROM WIKIPEDIA

LSP JOINS PARAGON DJ REGISTRY

We would like to welcome LSP as the newest member of Paragon Dj Registry - he will also be promoted by ROARING TIGER PROMOTIONS as he produces excellent hard house.

You can see his showcase page by clicking on this link : LSP

The Coast Southern England

The Ceiling of The Albert Hall, London

Abracadabra - The Unedited Bilderburg Attendee List

Isn't the list Gordon Brown and his cronies deleted on Wikipedia, Jason?"

"Yes this is the original list - heres a link to the one they edited Edited Bilderburg List

"And they thought we'd need to go to Fez to work some magic!!"

Bulls##t Barack has Strasbourg on Lockdown

"So what's happened now Jason?...."

"Well our friend Barack has gone to Strasbourg and the whole town has had to be locked down to make it look as though there aren't any protests at his being there!"

"Well - at least we know he's earnt his title : - Bulls##t Barack - after all - all he's going to do is use tax payers money to bail him and every other government out of the mess they've put us in!"

"Police reported to have let a man die at G20 summit"

"Ian Tomlinson was thought to have been on his way home after work, when he became Kettled in at The Bank Of England" with hundreds of others," said protest organiser Marina Pepper

He reportedly suffered a heart attack and collapsed near Cornhill at 7.30 pm during Wednesday's protests"

Police are reported to have said "that they were pelted with bottles by protesters as they tried to reach him and unsucessfully give him first aid."

But other witnesses said demonstrators alerted officers to the emergency and allowed them to let him die in their lines"

Taken from the Metro Friday April 3 2009

"So what has this summit proved Conckers"

"Well it's proved that the leaders of the Bilderburg New World Order are good at wasting tax payers money and talking loads of b***s***t"

"Fancy them trying to do a stop and search on me just because there's some scumbag politician visiting from the States"

"Well - they have to justify spending all that money on the extra police hours!!"

"I didn't know it was illegal to wait at a train station for a train Big Paws!"

"Im suprised Jason - I keep on telling you to get with the programme - You must know about The Stop and Search law - theyre allowed to harass anyone they please even if you use the same train station nearly every working day and most weekends and you have a valid train ticket..."







"Well Conckers - now you put it like that - i have noticed they do it to people all the time at Charing Cross Station"

"Yup it's called 'We are a bunch of ignorant nosy twats who have nothing better to do than annoy people and make sure they miss their train!!'"