Monday, 29 September 2008

A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION I ONCE HAD WITH THE TAX MAN

"Do you remember the time I phoned up the tax man - very annoyed because he hadn't managed to sort out my tax refund ?"

"Oh yes - do remind me"

"Well it went something like this: 'Hello - Is that Mr Leech?'

'No , my name isn't Mr Leech'

'I think you'll find it is!!!' and then I put the phone down!!"

"Well if he couldn't admit his name, how are we ever going to get an honest govt running the country?"

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