Monday 29 September 2008

"A Typical Paddy Joke"

"Are you sure you should be telling this joke Big Paws?"

"Well - aren't you partly Irish? and didn't you laugh at this joke?"

"Ok - Go for it"

"Paddy drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin & queues up to see an expert.

'Where did you get this ?' asks the bloke behind the desk

'Its been in my loft for 50 years.' replies Paddy ' & I think it must be some kind of family heirloom.'

'I see' says the expert 'tell me, do you have any kind of insurance on the object?'

'Why do you think I need it?' asks Paddy

'I'd say so - its your house's water tank !!'"

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