BIG PAWS BROWSING ON THE INTERNET

Natan Sharansky - a member of Bilderberg

"I see you've been browsing the internet again B8ig Paws - Find anything interesting?"

"Oh yes - that wikipedia does seem to have some interesting facts on it - here's one - about another Russian dissident.....

Natan Sharansky (Hebrew: נתן שרנסקי‎, Russian: Натан Щаранский, born Anatoly Borisovich Shcharansky (Russian: Анатолий Борисович Щаранский) on 20 January 1948) is a notable former Soviet dissident, Human rights activist, former Prisoner of Zion, Israeli politician and author.

In it, Sharansky argues that freedom is essential for security and prosperity, and every people and nation deserve to live free in a democratic society. Suggesting his "town square test", Sharansky argues that human rights, safety, and stability can only be assured by releasing people from their oppressors and turning them into free societies where each would have the freedom to express his opinion. Therefore, he concludes, the free world must insist of promoting democracy for oppressed people, instead of appeasing dictatorships and doing business with tyrant regimes,

I then explained why democracy was so crucial to international stability and security, why linkage had been so successful during the Cold War, and why the free world had betrayed its democratic principles at Oslo. I outlined my plan to help the Palestinians build a free society and help Israelis and Palestinians forge a lasting peace.[9]

Sharansky takes what many of his critics call a hardline position towards the Palestinians, arguing that there can never be peace between Israel and the Palestinians until the latter rid their society of terrorist groups like Hamas and of anti-Semitism. His critics see an incompatibility between his ardent Zionism and his commitment to the struggle for universal human rights and democracy.

In a recent Ha’aretz interview, he maintained the “Jews came here 3,000 years ago and this is the cradle of Jewish civilization. Jews are the only people in history who kept their loyalty to their identity and their land throughout the 2,000 years of exile, and no doubt that they have the right to have their place among nations—not only historically but also geographically. As to the Palestinians, who are the descendants of those Arabs who migrated in the last 200 years, they have the right, if they want, to have their own state... but not at the expense of the state of Israel.”

"Thankyou Big Paws - What is your obsession with Russian dissidents - cant be that you're one yourself?!"

"I wouldn't say I'm a dissident, but as you told me the other day you were at Victoria station and you were talking to a Russian youth Andrei, who had come all the way from Russia to live with his sister in the North of England and he just wanted to go home..."

A Full list of Bilderberg attendees is available at the following link: Bilderberg Attendees

Israel defends Gaza strikes

"How many Israelis have Hamas killed in the last week?"

"I don't know Big Paws - no one seems to have said"

"How many Palestinian civilians have been killed by the Israelis in the last week?"

"Since Saturday latest reports state 155 at least - You can see the footage of some of it here"

"The Israelis are using F16 precision bombers whilst Hamas are using primitve rocket launchers"

"Fair fight then"

"You're on your travels again soon aren't you Jason?"

"If I get a chance Conkers"

"Good Luck!The more evidence we have the better!"

Moby - Extreme ways

Thought I better warn you Big Paws

" I thought I better warn you Big Paws - there was a tv programme on the other day - they want to make it illegal for private people to keep tigers. They want to put all tigers in zoos"

"It didn't take long did it? They want to put me in a cage? I'm quite happy living with you - you've given me my own room and a double bed to chill out on - and I'm fed on a regular basis - maybe they dont like the fact that we've built up such a rappaw?!!!"

Boris Berezovsky and Litvinenko....

" So what can you tell me about Berezovsky & Litvinenko, Big Paws?"

"Well you probably know more than I do Jason, but it says in Wikipediathat Berezovsky, also known as Platon Elenin is best known as the epitome of Russian "robber capitalism", but he denies having ever taken part in the violence that tainted Russian business during that era.

Arrest warrants for him have been issued in Russia and Brazil for allegations of fraud, embezzlement and money laundering, and he is under investigation by Swiss federal prosecutors for money laundering since 2003.

So The Uk Government felt sorry for him and let him claim asylum in England, mainly because he hates Putin."

"Yup Big Paws that about sums it up - some even say Litvinenko was sent here to investigate Berezovsky - once a spy always a spy"

"And presumably he started to get to know too much so Berezovsky used his mafia connections to finish him off"

"Well someone definitely did who wanted to give Putin a bad name"

"I'M SURE HIS NAME IS BARACK OBAMA"

"Yes it is Barack Obama , Big Paws - why did you ask?"

"It's just that when George Bush got into power he started playing lots of golf - infact that's what he was doing on holiday just before the attacks on 9/11"

"well Im sure lots of normal , probably jobless Americans will be happy to know that their future president has time to practise his golf whilst on holiday in Hawaii!"

"Hmmmm - any more harrassment from those Yellow Coats today?"

"Funny you should mention that but i had to go and do some messenger work etc today and the train I got on had the ticket inspectors get on - i was just about to get off the train, map in hand when one demanded i produce my monthly travelcard which is registered in my name and is on a microchipped oyster card - so i did yet again.... And then on the train home a British Transport Police Officer got on exactly where I was sitting - so I took a picture on my phone and emailed it to myself, but for some reason I haven't received it yet - probably tomorrow.."



"Well Jason"

"Yes Conckers"

"You knew this would start to happen "

"They started it - but they seem so desperate now to want it to stop - i heard one announcer at the station saying they were trying to stop public mutiny - but if they started to tell the truth about what they've tried to do and done, then maybe it would stop...until then"

"ROAR ON!!!"

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Railway Enforcement Officers

"So what do you want to tell me about Railway enforcement Officers then?"

"Well - yesterday Big Paws I was on a train and this whole team of Yellow Coated People got on the train - I thought ok at least my monthly travelcard's going to some use and they're still providing some protection on late running trains "

"Oh good - especially after that passenger got severely attacked in West Dulwich, South London..."

"Then, all of sudden they started asking every one for their ticket and were accompanied by an officer of the British Transport Police.."

"Ah - so not only werent they there to protect the passengers but they had to waste a British Transport Police Officers time protecting them from possibly an angry passenger who was under the impression that they were there for a reason?"

Just went into McDonalds Big Paws...

"Yes and what happened?"

"I asked for a double sausage meal and black coffee"

"Yup"

"And the girl asked me if I wanted a meal with that?!!!!"

"I didnt know you could get a double sausage meal with a meal?"

"Nor did I paws nor did I!!"

"I'm getting used to it though Big Paws - Ive gone into McDonalds several times and asked for the the same meal and once the girl said ' So you want a bacon and egg meal with a white tea?"

"Maybe you need to improve your English - after all you've only lived here all your life!!!"

"Did you know that over 200000 people went missing in the Uk in 2006?

"Did you know that over 200,000 people went missing in the UK in 2006 ,according to the BBC?"

"No I didnt know that Big Paws"

"Did you also hear that Flash Gordon aka Stalin aka Gordon Brown is bringing the troops back next July"

"Yes i heard that Big Paws "

"He's probably going to hold an election next year and when he doesn't get voted in he'll use the army to stay in power"

"I hope you're wrong Paws I hope you're wrong"

"So do I, So do I"

I see you're quite brave taking the tube in London these days...

"I suppose Big Paws - maybe I just like living dangerously - more likely i dont have much choice..."

"Yes well - like the majority of the people who take the tube or the bus you havent a choice - You're all brave - after all you could be on a tube with a suicide bomber or even worse you could be going to work, minding your own business and you could get shot by a policeman "

"What do you think the Menezes inquest proves Big Paws?"

"It proves that, if the witnesses were teling the truth, the police are acting within the law to shoot to kill anyone , anyhow and anywhere, without warning and never be accused of unlawful killing"

"Yup - that does seem to sum it up quite succinctly Big Paws!"

Is Bush laughing because he know he's just sent another Iraqi to his death?

"What do you think Big Paws?"

"Well if you were lucky to see the unedited version of the film you could see that they were already beating the protester and pulling his hair - I would say that without a doubt he'll be executed - and we'll never even hear of him again"

"So the promise of democracy fails again?"

"Without a doubt!"

BIG PAWS NEEDS A CLEAN

"So Big Paws - Your favourite song at the moment is "Clean by Depeche Mode?"

"Oh yes - do you want to hear my version?"

"OK - we'll print the words out and then put the Depeche mode Song at the end"

"Cool - By the way - when do you think I can have a clean?!!!"

"When I fork out 10 grand on an industrial size washing and drying machine!!!"


"clean
the cleanest of clean
an end to the tears
and the in between years
and the troubles I’ve seen

I need a clean
you know what I mean
Just give me a wash
I want to be posh
I’ll change my routine
Just want a clean

I don’t understand what destiny ‘s planned
I'm starting to grasp
What is in my own paws
I don't claim to know
Where my holiness goes
My fur’s all stained
Its become a big pain

Sometimes

clean
the cleanest of clean
an end to the tears
and the in between years
and the troubles I’ve seen

I need a clean
you know what I mean
Just give me a wash
I want to be posh
I’ll change my routine
Just want a clean

As years go by
All the feelings inside
Twist and they turn
As they ride with the tide
I don't advise
And I don't criticise
I just know my fur’s
Meant to make them pur

Sometimes

clean
the cleanest of clean
an end to the tears
and the in between years
and the troubles I’ve seen

I need a clean
sometimes
you know what I mean
Just give me a wash
I want to be posh
I’ll change my routine
want a clean

sometimes
want a clean
the cleanest of clean"

Policy of Truth - Depeche Mode

Bit of a miserable day Big Paws

"Yes it is - its been pawring all day..."


"Anyway I thought I told the boys to stop ripping them to shreds Big Paws!!"

"Ripping what to shreds?"

"The Curtains of course!!!"

Do you watch the horse racing Big Paws?

"Oh yes - they're our friends - horses - its always reminds of Animal Farm by George Orwell - the horse Boxer - who just gets on with it whatever happens - alwasy had more work to do!"

I just emailed my friend in Canada about their Prime Minister suspending Parliament...

"Yes - so what are they going to about it?"

"Well Big Paws - until I informed him that the Prime Minister had suspended Parliament because they were just about hold a vote of no confidence against him he didnt even know thats what he had done!!"

"Wow ! So that's what theyre doing to democracies now!!"

You can see the news story at canada crisis

Obama thinking about having AL Gore in Govt

"Where did you find the picture Big Paws?!!"

"Oh I thought it was appropriate - after all Al Gore's involved with David de Mayer Rosthchild and therefore Bilderburg!"

"Only trouble is our blog is as nearly as secret as Bilderburg is..."

"I know - but at least we know what's happening...."

Contamination of Irish Pork & Beef

"You don't reckon The Irish Pork and Beef have been contaminated because all the nuclear waste is dumped in the Irish Ocean and Sizewell, do you Big Paws?"

"Hmmm... Paws for thought on that one - I suppose it is quite possible yes!Depends where the feed came from and whether it was left out in the rain - Though they'd never admit it!!!!"

"Now they're saying that 41 farms in Ireland had used the same "oil tainted" feed - so there's our answer Paws"

"It sure takes them a long time to print what theyre sticking to these days!!!"

Just drank half a mocha, Big Paws

"Just drank half a mocha, Big Paws"

"Why did you only drink half a mocha? Were you drunk?"

"Oh no - what happened was I asked the girl behind the counter to put two sugars in the coffee"

"She replied that I had to do it myself - then proceeded to put whipped cream in and put the lid on"

"So you put the sugar in - whilst melting the cream and then tried to put the lid back on..... "

"Yup... And it fell off....and split all over my shirt and the floor - you should have seen the blokes face!"

"I suppose he thought you did it on pawpose!!!"

"Probably - if only the girl had put the sugar in first - they do in the coffee shop at my train station - and it costs less"

"Well they probably think it's beyond them.."

"Probably - after all you have to 9 coffees from Cafe Nero to get a free one whereas most others do it for 6 cups - some even four"

"Well there you go - they're a different class"

"Well they're definitely different anyway!!"

"ROAR ON!!!!"

Typical Winter Scene on A London Bus!!!

"So why is this so typical?"

"Well Big Paws - Its a freezing day and the man on the bus has his hat and thick coat on - obviously very cold..."

"So why doesn't he shut the window? "

"You're asking me Big Paws - you're asking me !!!"

I didn't know mermaids needed snorkels?!?!!

"You do now Big Paws!!!!"

USING BODY DOUBLES FOR US PRESIDENTS

"So Big Paws - you remember watching that fim "Vantage Point" ?"

"Oh yes - where they use body doubles to protect the US President from assasination attempts?"

"Yup - that's the one - did you know that they have actually used body doubles for Us Presidents since the assasination attempt on Ronald Reagan?"

"So - you're saying that, even though we didnt see much of George Bush during his presidency - we may have not actually been watching the real George Bush?"

"Yup "

"They get even more clever by the day dont they? - so at any time they could put in a body double for the Obama and no one would ever find out? WOW!!!"

Barack Obama has his Blackberry confiscated

"Big Paws, Isnt it true that Barack Obama isnt allowed to use his Blackberry anymore?"

"Oh yes - very clever - he's no longer allowed to send or receive emails and his phone calls are monitored - so even if he wanted to make changes he now has to rely on what the newspapers / world media tell him and presumably all contact with the outside (real) world has been cut off"

So how are you so sure so about who was behind Mumbai?

"Well - that's a bit obvious from the fact that they were looking for British and American Passport holders - Who has the most troops in Afghanistan?"

"Thankyou Big Paws - thats all for today"

So What are you Big Paws?

"So What are you Big Paws? Muslim, Hindu, Christian?"

"Well if the truth be known I'm a tiger!"

"Ah - ok - dont you have beliefs?"

"Oh yessh - In this mad mad world It's in the Law Of The Paw"

So Rockefeller has been lining his pockets again?

"Well of course - if you can get free money why not?"

"It says the following in this report:

'Years of pocketing lots of money -- your money seems to be the answer.
Amazing as it sounds, your tax dollars have been going to rich guys like these in the form of farm subsidies. That's right, our government is paying big bucks to wealthy individuals who happen to own rural land somewhere, as long as they agree to federal rules about how -- and even whether -- they cultivate their spread.
From 1995 to 2005, Lay, the now-deceased Enron CEO, got $23,326 for conservation land in Missouri; business mogul Turner raked in $590,823 for farms in Nebraska, South Dakota, Montana and Florida; Donaldson supplemented his earnings as a broadcast journalist with $88,308 for a livestock ranch in New Mexico; and Rockefeller, a financier and philanthropist, got $553,782 for two farms in New York.
Appalled that your tax money is going to people who hardly need a handout? Well, it's worse than you think. According to a study by The Washington Post, since 2000 the government has paid people around the country $1.3 billion a year not to farm. That equates to 40 million acres annually -- "the equivalent of making every farm in Wisconsin, Michigan, Indiana and Ohio idle," says Brian Ried, a senior budget analyst at the Heritage Foundation.'

"Well Big Paws isnt it rumoured that Rockefeller is an active member of Bilderburg too?"

"Oh yes - as you can see a very trustworthy individual - someone with lots of power and influence blatantly making a farce of the law and getting away with it!"

Update us on Mumbai Big Paws

"Well - the latest reports are that the Indian army are quite succesfully killing off all the terrorists"

"Doesn't this mean that they won't be able to find out any information about who sent them , funded them ?"

"Well for a start they were probably trained in Black Ops (which means they were trained to destabilize a country) so they were probably trained to not succumb to interrogation and they probably didnt know who funded them - probably done through a front man, whose probably left the country or is also dead. The police tried to keep some alive but as in 9/11 the Americans only managed to find very few of the people involved and have found it difficult to get anything out of them."

"So Big Paws - both Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have both condemned the attacks. "

"Oh yes - Barack Obama has even gone as far as to say that he would "root out and destroy Al Qaeda when he becomes president"

"So it's a win win situation for the Bilderburg Bankers then "

"Oh yes the war on terror has now received its guarantee to continue ... did you know that Rothschild invested in both the Allies and the Nazis during and before the Second World War?"

The Self Perpetuating War

"So Big Paws - Why are you describing it as a Self Perpetuating War?"

"Well - only a recently the news programmes reported that a leading member of Al - Quaeda warned the West that there would be problems if Obama increased the troops in Afghanistan"

"Oh of course - and yesterday the news reported that Obama was going to keep the current defence minister Gates, who's policy is to have a surge of troops in Afghanistan"

"So - now Obama doesnt have any choice - after all thats where all the terrorists are trained and live - Afghnistan & Pakistan - look at Gordon Brown's immediate reaction to Mumbai? "

"But who at the end of the day is making money out of this?"

"The people who are bankrolling the war on terror - of course they'll be charging the American & British Govts exorbitant interest on their investment - plus they'll make money from their weapons & supplies companies too - it's a win win situation for them."

What do we know about the Muhjaddin?

"Well the Afghan Mujhaddin were trained and sponsored by the CIA when Russia was in Afghanistan, to remove them from their country - like resistance fighters - they got people like Bin Laden to bring them money and organise their training"

"So Big Paws - what do we know about the Indian Muhjaddin ?"

"Well suprising enough - youve just googled the phrase and nothing at all has come up...but here's a report made 20 minutes ago on the AP newswire - it said it happened late Wednesday and early Thursday morning"

Reports: 16 killed in Mumbai shootings

By RAMOLA TALWAR BADAM – 23 minutes ago

MUMBAI, India (AP) — Gunmen targeted luxury hotels, a popular tourist attraction and a crowded train station in at least seven attacks in India's financial capital, killing 16 people and wounding 90, officials and media reports said.

The Press Trust of India said at least 16 people were killed in the attacks that began late Wednesday and continued into Thursday morning.

Johnny Joseph, chief secretary for Maharashtra state, of which Mumbai is the capital, said 90 people had been injured, but refused to say how many had died.

A.N. Roy, a senior police officer, said police continued to battle the gunmen.

"The terrorists have used automatic weapons and in some places grenades have been lobbed, the encounters are still going on and we are trying to overpower them," Roy said.

Gunmen opened fire on two of the city's best known Luxury hotels, the Taj Mahal and the Oberoi. They also attacked the crowded Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus station in southern Mumbai and Leopold's restaurant, a Mumbai landmark.

The gunmen also attacked police headquarters in south Mumbai, the area where most of the attacks took place.

"We are under fire, there is shooting at the gate," said constable A. Shetti by phone from police headquarters.

The motive for the attacks was not immediately clear but Mumbai has frequently been targeted in terror attacks, including a series of blasts in July 2007 that killed 187 people.

"It was really scary. It was like the sound of loud crackers, not one but several, we just ran out of there," said Janice Sequeira, a tourist who had been at a restaurant in the Taj Mahal Hotel.

Several European lawmakers were among those inside the hotel.

Sajjad Karim told Britain's Press Association news agency that he and several other lawmakers were barricaded inside the Taj Mahal Hotel.

"I was in the lobby of the hotel when gunmen came in and people started running," he told the Press Association by phone from the basement of the hotel.

"A gunman just stood there spraying bullets around, right next to me. I managed to turn away and I ran into the hotel kitchen," he said.

Karim was part of a delegation of European lawmakers visiting Mumbai ahead of a forthcoming EU-India summit.

At the Oberoi, police officer P.I. Patil said shots had been fired inside and the hotel had been cordoned off. He would not give any other details.

The Press Trust of India news agency quoted Mumbai General Railway Police Commissioner A.K. Sharma as saying that several men armed with rifles and grenades were holed up in the train station.

Leopold's restaurant was riddled with bullet holes and there were blood stains on the floor and shoes left by fleeing customers, according to an Associated Press reporter at the scene.

At least 25 people had been brought to the G.T. Hospital near the shootings, said hospital official Yogesh Pandey.

Mumbai has been hit repeatedly by terror attacks since March 1993, when Muslim underworld figures tied to Pakistani militants allegedly carried out a series of bombings on Mumbai's stock exchange, trains, hotels and gas stations. Authorities say those attacks, which killed 257 people and wounded more than 1,100, were carried out to revenge the deaths of hundreds of Muslims in religious riots which had swept India.

Ten years later, in 2003, 52 people were killed in Mumbai bombings blamed on Muslim militants and in July 2007 a series of seven blasts ripped through railway trains and commuter rail stations. At least 187 died in those attacks.

ID Cards to be introduced in the Uk

"You do realise Big Paws that if you stay in this country you'll be expected to get yourself an identity card - they'll expect to take your paw prints and photograph"

"So - it not enough that Ive already got a bar card on my label - that I've already had to convert the pawseta into your sterling to pay for my pawsport"

"well in Russia, did you know that if you're a tiger your expected to have a micro chip gps tracker implanted in your tail?"

"Hmm - at least i could link it up to something i could wear on my paw so i wouldnt get lost.. Anyway isnt it about time they started testing these microchips on humans? After all if Bilderburg (the bankers) get their way they want every human to have one implanted in their wrist"

"I suppose so Big Paws but..."

"I know , I know - it worrys me quite a lot - if someone wanted to rob me, if I had a chip they would have to actually physically hurt me - they could cut off my tail with the chip in it and surely you would still have to put a pin number in the reader or anyone could wipe you clean out in a matter of seconds.."

"And another point I've thought of Big Paws is if you went to a third world country where technology wasn't up to date - then surely you would still have to use cash anyway?"

"Talking of 3rd world countries - many people say they are worse off than people in 2nd world countries - but they not really - at least in a 3rd world country you knwo youre being lied to by the govt - in 2nd world countries they actually employ PR companies to cover it all up!!"

George Bush and the Presidential Pardon

"Well he can hardly pardon himself can he ?"

"Talk to the Paw Mr Bush Talk TO THE PAW!!!"

Financing the Us Govt.

"So Big Paws - who did Bush goto finance his government?"

"Bilderburg of course"

"So Big Paws - who will Obama goto finance his government?"

"Bilderburg of course"

"Can't he goto the Bank of Paws? I know your bank is ethical - can't your bank finance his government? Lend him some Pawsetas?"

"Well - The Bank of Paws is run by animals that have paws"

"Obviously..."

"That's why we're more ethical than the human banks"

"Exactly..so?...."

"Well - taking your soldiers out of Iraq , where they were getting slaughtered and then sending them to Afghanistan to get slaughtered isn't really that ethical now, is it?"

"Point taken , Big Paws - ROAR ON!!"

"You know what I always say 'Don't dio a Rumsfeld - Do it with Roar not Awe!!!! "

Remember what they did to Tony, Big Paws?

"Ah yes - they made him to slippers - well they had to find something useful to do with him didn't they?!!!!!!Did you hear the CIA had a file on him even though they had an agreement between the American and British Govt. not to snoop on each other's leaders?1"

Just a few more questions for tonight Big Paws

"oh alright then - i'm trying to watch the football!!"

"So Big Paws - where exactly do you come from?"

"Well they say I'm half Siberian , half Bengali , but if you look at my label you might find out the facts of the matter"


"And you've had seven of your boys sent over - i had to let some of them be adopted - where's your wife in all this?"

"well now you're asking highly personal stuff - if you must know she's in a very secret location , like your girlfriend , a couple of thousand miles away with my daughters. My boys have come over, because i want them to be educated and to grow up fully pawpared for the world they now face. Anyway shes doesn't want to have to go through quarantine - its not as though we get put up in a 5 star hotel you know!!"

"Just one more question Big Paws...."

"Look i told you - im busy watching the footie - TALK TO THE PAW!!!"

What's the difference between a republican & a democrat?

"What's the difference between a republican & a democrat, Big Paws?"

"Hmmm - well thats a bit obvious..... they're spelt differently!!!!"

So Big Paws - what do you think of the internet?

"Hmmm - The Internet is a very clever invention - you see you can search for almost anything you want - look up facts and historical events"

"So you think books are becoming an outdated concept? Ive always argued that with books , as long as there is one kept in a library somewhere, there will always be a historical record of exactly what was reported to have happened ..?"

"Thats why the internet is so clever - anyone can now access the internet, and if you're powerful enough, you can quite easily have webpages deleted - edit them - do you what ever you want to them - and they can do it so noone ever knows that it happened!! You must have heard of the saying ' whoever controls history commands the future' - It's a fact!!!!"

Aids victims face tagging in Indonesia

"Did you hear about this one Big Paws ? They want to microchip every aids sufferer in Indonesia to prevent them spreading the disease?"

"Well - they must be quite a rich country then - they must be able to afford to give each of it's citizens who havent got aids a microchip reader!!!"

"Didn't the Nazis carry out experiments on the Jews in the last war?"

"Oh yes - watch this video - looks like these conspiracy theorists may be speaking some truth...."

So let's get this right Big Paws

"Ok - so what dont you understand?"

"Well Big Paws - If the government has to got to borrow an estimated £500 billion to pay for the bail out of the banks - who has that sort of money to lend the government in the first place?"


"Well that is a bit obvious !!! The banks of course - look at the Rostchild family - theyre supposedly worth £3 trillion"

"Ah - i think i understand now - the banks are going to lend the government the money,so the government can give the money to the banks to bail them out of the credit crunch?"

"Its all about making sense out of nonsense you see!"

I see you've been busy Big Paws...

"Hmm - maybe not busy enough"

"But you've started building the Roaring Tiger Promotions Website and you've got me learning lots of html so the other sites can be developed too"

"Hmmm - but i think its time to start rehearsing my mixing again - so you're going to have to get me a mixing desk and decks again!"

"Ok Big Paws - all in time - remember Mr Leech has to be paid off as soon as we can "

"Yes that's true - at least I've got the transport sorted for the tour!!"

Dusted - Leftfield

I see these cats have got the right idea Big Paws!!!

"Hmm - he must be a very good fisherman - looking at the number of cats queueing up to eat his fish"

World Citizen (I Won't Be Dissapointed) - Ryuichi Sakamoto

Hybrid - Secret Circles

Hybrid - Until Tomorrow (w/lyrics)

The Only Constant is Change - BT

BT - Communicate

bt - the revolution

Choke - Hybrid (feat. John Graham)

Hybrid - Blackout (in stereo)

"Enjoy the silence" Depeche Mode

Depeche Mode "Personal Jesus" (album version edit)

the orb - blue room

Rothschild, Bilderburg & Globalisation

"So Big Paws - what have we learnt about all three above ?"

"Well - for a start - they're all inter-connected... did you know that the story goes that Rosthchild became so rich by starting this rumour that the British had lost the Napoleanic wars and the British Stock Market lost so much money that Rosthchild bought massive swathes of it up and then when the news broke that Naploena had been defeated he basically owned large parts of the British economy?"

"well whats this about Bilderburg and Globalisation?"

"Well Bilderburg is: The Bilderberg Group, Bilderberg conference, or Bilderberg Club is an unofficial annual invitation-only conference of around 130 guests, most of whom are persons of influence in the fields of business, media and politics.

The elite group meets annually at luxury hotels or resorts throughout the world — normally in Europe — and once every four years in the United States or Canada. It has an office in Leiden in the Netherlands. The 2007 conference took place from May 31 to June 3 at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Istanbul, Turkey. The 2008 conference took place in Chantilly, Virginia, United States.

Globalisation is one of their key buzz words"

"I thought it was one of our Prime Minister's (UK) key words?"

"Well - there you go!!!"

Ratchet the Iraqi Puppy

"So Big Paws , what do you think about Ratchet the Iraqi Puppy?"

"Well good luck to him, but as the press said they have to be careful - he'll have to go into quarantine - the last dog they tried to repatriate had Rabies "

"Isn't rabies know as " La Rage" in French?"

"Yup - well a virus like that could cause big damage to any human population"

Bob Kiley

"Hmm - Wasn't Bob Kiley - that infamous Head of London Transport ex Cia? Big Paws?"

"That's right - he was !"

"Didnt he start to hit the bottle rather badly after the London Bombings in 2005?"

"Hmm - yup thats the man!!!"

Big Paw's Long Distant Relative The Snow Leopard and his tribe

" So Big Paws - i hear you had some correspondence from your long distant relative The Snow Leopard and his Brotherhood the other day..."

"Oh yes "

"Well what did he have to say for him self being all that way away in Afghanistan?"

"Well for a start, he said it was quite funny how they were brain-washing these young impressionable kids from Bradford whilst they were in prison to come to Pakistan to be trained in terror camps run by The Pakistan Secret Intellignece Services ( who have long been sponsored by The CIA ) and then go and fight against the people who had trained them to create a war so that Bush and his cronies could get rich by buying the Muhjaddins opium to sell on the streets of the US or by selling the Us army the weapons to fight them with."

"So its a bit of a win win situation for Bush then...."

"He says its a win win situation for him too - after all they made sure the Russians left Afghanistan with their tail between their legs - so he doesnt see him or his boys being too perturbed by The Yanks this time around either...."



(Two of the Brotherhood)

A PAPIER MACHE MODEL OF BIG PAWS' MATE JIMMY THE DONKEY

BIG PAWS NEARLY GETS LOST IN THE BLACK HOLE

" You know - i really didn't believe it - I thought the banks were just pulling the wool over your eyes when they said they didn't know what happened to your money for between three and five days when they did a computer transfer. Now I do !!! I thought i'd investigate what id happen and yes there really was no need for those mad scientists to make that big tunnel under the Swiss Alps - the banks have been making black holes for years - its as though everything gets sucked in and if you're lucky - after 5 working days you appear at the other end - not knowing where you've been or whose company you've been in!! WOW!!!!

BY THE WAY - WATCH OUT - IT'S NEARLY DAYLIGHT!!!!!"

A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION I ONCE HAD WITH THE TAX MAN

"Do you remember the time I phoned up the tax man - very annoyed because he hadn't managed to sort out my tax refund ?"

"Oh yes - do remind me"

"Well it went something like this: 'Hello - Is that Mr Leech?'

'No , my name isn't Mr Leech'

'I think you'll find it is!!!' and then I put the phone down!!"

"Well if he couldn't admit his name, how are we ever going to get an honest govt running the country?"

BIG PAWS' SAYING FOR THE DAY

A Bird in The Bush is no way as worth as much as a Bush between the Jaws






Big Paws and I would like to thank Buster the Tiger for appearing in our blog - he is a British Snow White Tiger who unfortunately was abandoned by his mum early on and had to brought up by humans - if anyone knows a website that has been set up to help him live on do let us know so we can put a link on our blog

EYE OF THE TIGER

LETS PLAY ANOTHER GAME BIG PAWS :- LET'S FIND THE CCTV FOOTAGE

"I'll let you explain Big Paws..."

"Ah - Is this the game where someone admits to having close circuit television footage of am important event in history, but when it comes round for the investigators requesting a copy of said footage 'Whoops-a-daisy - We've managed to mislay our only copy of the footage' Game?"

"Yep - thats the one Big Paws!"


JCDM AND SEVERAL OTHERS WHO WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN - R.I.P

"A Typical Paddy Joke"

"Are you sure you should be telling this joke Big Paws?"

"Well - aren't you partly Irish? and didn't you laugh at this joke?"

"Ok - Go for it"

"Paddy drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin & queues up to see an expert.

'Where did you get this ?' asks the bloke behind the desk

'Its been in my loft for 50 years.' replies Paddy ' & I think it must be some kind of family heirloom.'

'I see' says the expert 'tell me, do you have any kind of insurance on the object?'

'Why do you think I need it?' asks Paddy

'I'd say so - its your house's water tank !!'"

WELL BIG PAWS - HERE'S A GAME FOR YOU TO PLAY

"YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING - ALL THE REST YOU MUST BIN - GOOD LUCK!!!!"

Mat's mate Elmo makes a prank call...

"Oi CONCKERS!!!"

"I havent heard Mat call you that in a long time Big Paws!!"

"I know Jason - he'll get us all into trouble ....Have you heard from Mat's cousin Sidney The Sniper recently?"



"No Conckers - since Rat Riars went inactive all's been quite from Sidney"

"Oh good - better send him a message just in case!"

THE US GOVT'S 1/2 a trillion dollar bail out of the banks...

"So Big Paws - what do you have to say about the US Govt's plan to bail the banks out with 1/2 a trillion dollars?"

"Well - it reminds me of The James Bond film 'The Living Daylights', when the arms dealer at the end of the film asks James Bond what he's done with his half a billion bucks and Bond replies 'It went up in smoke'

And the arms dealer replies 'Well hell, you could have been a rich man , instead of a poor dead one'"

"I wont ask you who the arm's dealer is Big Paws !!!!! We'll leave that to the imagination of the blog reader!!"

"ROAR ON!!!!"

"Did you hear about the lion in The States?"

"Yes - that's Shackle who got caught up in Hurricane Ike - fortunately her owner managed to find them both shelter in a church in Crystal Beach, Texas"

"Do you think they've found the tiger who escaped from the same zoo ?"

"Well - hopefully they have done because if they're not careful he'll be very angry by now and as you know Tigers are infamous for their mode of attack - The Ambush"

George Bush and his pet goat

SO BIG PAWS - What are all these Music Links about?

"Well - now you ask - Its time I explain to everyone out there - You see the problem I've faced since you took me and the boys on is how to repay you for the kindness you've shown me. When I first met you, you had just started to promote "Paragon DJ Registry " in all the DJ Magazines DJ Magand you and your partner Dan had started to build quite a good business - But after that submarine sunk in Guam and the Tsunami (see blog - Sky News has now removed this article from their site [see Blair offered job with Murdoch])happened all around the same time you seemed to lose quite a lot of hope in humanity, and as a result along with your normal day to day businesses that you are both involved in had very little time or motivation to keep it going.

But thanks to a lot of persuasion from me and the boys you've decided to let me help you make the business strong and worthwhile again to everyone involved - the dj's , the public and even the fickle music industry.
i am aware that there will be a lot of problems facing us especially in the promotions business, which i am quite aware is very difficult to break into, but I think we've learn't enough from other peoples mistakes and even some of our own that we'll do ok"

"Alright Big Paws - thank you for that explanation - I have to admit that I am still quite dubious about doubling my workload again and especially in such troubled times in the World Economy - but I'm sure it will be fun and useful to upgrade my web page skills, which I haven't really done since the early start of this millenium, as Dan is now to busy with his other web pages - some say we should get some freelance web page designers in - but I'm afraid to say Big Paws the budget just isn't big enough - anyway you better go and sort out your boys for bed and im going to get an early one too - Laters - no doubt we'll talk again tomorrow...."

"But tomorrow never comes"

"Therefore Tomorrow Never Dies"

I know you're busy Big Paws but just a few more questions

"Alright there Big Paws - Are these a good example of the wild dogs you rescued Mat from ?"

"Dont be stupid !!! What do you think I am? Here's a picture of real wild dogs"





"So this way of catching fish wouldnt really be your cup of tea then?"



"Hmm - quite inventive - 2 problems I can see though - The fish isnt big enough to feed me and the boys and 2nd - wouldn't we have to wait for a hurricane to come and flood the place before it would work?"

"Good point Big Paws!! But I thought you Tiger's were good at swimming - I mean look at your cousin Odin"




"Good Point - But like you humans its always good to have some land to come back too!!"

One more thing - you mentioned you wacked the dogs out of the way - Is this what you do when you go hunting?"

"Well - not giving away too many trade secrets, but yes it's a technique us Tigers have perfected over the generations - Here's one of my cousins demonstrating the technique for you..."



"Well thanks for your time Big Paws - hope we get a chance to catch up soon"

"No Problem - Until then ROAR ON!!!"

My 1st Interview with "Big Paws"

"Well - you've really pre empted my first question - why you're called Big Paws -"


"Hmm - Didnt think that would it be too difficult to work out!!!"


"So Big Paws - how did you come to find yourself as my permanent house pet?"

"Well - it was like this - i was bought to your old flat by one of the people who rented the flat from you - as you know they left in a rush having not paid their rent for over 8 months and left me to fend for myself in your garage. I dont know why but you took pity on me and you looked after me ever since - even though I must admit I am in rather dire need of a wash!!!"



"Yes - I have to admit you're more of a Grey White Tiger than a Snow White Tiger these days! You obviously feel quite at ease though because you now have two of your sons living with you and a black and white cat, called Mat who you seem to have adopted."



"Yup - this is Roary....


















This is Roar.....

















And this is Mat...."












"So how did you come across Mat?"


"Well I was out with the boys one day and there was this black and white cat miaowing away - he kept on saying "Hello...Hello...Is anyone there?"


Then the wild dogs came and started barking away and chasing Mat - We managed to distract the dogs and I used my big paws to wack away some of them.

Then we took Mat to the flat - I tried to make a joke about a giraffe but as it turned out Mat was completely humourless - i knew right away that he would get on with the boys...

Then Roary asked him "So where you from?"

Roar replied "Its obvious - he's come from the vets - he stil wearing the green overcoat... Are you a doctor?"

"No I'm a patient - I was running a rat from Aldwych to The Strand when this cyclist mowed me down - I wake up today and it's like I'm hallucinating or something - what's going on?"

"OK - Sit down - we'll try and tell you what's happened...First it was on the street - its was on the news - on the websites - it was happening in your face 24 hours a day 7 days a week... then thats when the news blackouts started - there was no explanation - just the news stories all seemed to be stuck in a loop - you'd watch a news bulletin about the Russian Invasion of Georgia and all they would show you was the same burnt out tank and the same smouldering block of flats over and over again. Then they showed the Chinese Olympics, but it was the even worse - About 10 people (humans) managed to make a protest about human rights but they were soon arrested and deported from the country."

"But there must be a democracy " said Matt increduosly "There's always a democracy - they'll be in a plane or in a bunker organising their next bit of humanitarian aid"


"There's no Democracy - there's more police but not much army as they're all stuck in Iraq or Afghanistan. See, when I was younger, - look - it all started with the poll tax riots - people were really angry and wanted their voice to be heard so they went on the sreets and the politicians had to react - But Mrs Thatcher (who was at the time The Conservative Prime Minister of Great Britain) soon introduced laws which meant that people were not allowed to travel in convoys, basically making it illegal for people to organise a demonstration, let alone a picnic!!!!.

Then came along Mr Tony Blair (supposedly a Labour Politician, but his dad had tried to be a Conservative MP)- when he told the people that we were to goto war against Iraq the protesters flocked to the streets in their 100 000's in Central London
so he went even further - to the stage where made it illegal for anyone to hold a protest within a certain distance from Parliament Square - That Great Bastion of Democracy you keep on dreaming of Mat.
But to make it even worse he then resigned and decreed that the next Prime Minister wouldnt be voted in by the public but he should automatically take over from himself.

You can see what its done to the humans, Mat - they seem to have lost all sense of purpose - they're almost like zombies - wandering about aimlessly wondering what the all powerful will do next.

Some even say that the govt has been putting neuro chemicals in the water supply and now its evolved into the blood."

"What about my parents ? - I must try and find my parents " insisted Mat "They'll be alright - they know what to do..."

"Mat " said Big Paws "if you want we'll go and look for your parents tomorrow - but they'll be like every one else - human and pet - they'll be lost - Now you must eat









and then you must sleep ....."



"And To This Day We have never even found a trace of Mat's Parents...."



"Thankyou Big Paws for your time - its been a great pleasure interviewing you at last - I hope we'll be able to keep this blog going as its always interesting to hear a Tiger's Point Of View. Anything you'd like to add before we go?"


"Hmmm - Yes there's one thing - One of my favourite sayings: "DON'T DO A RUMSFELD - DO IT WITH ROAR NOT AWE!!!!!"